Kate Charlton's definitions

Postcoital Bliss

That euphoric feeling directly after having an orgasm. After orgasm, both men and women release the chemicals oxytocin, prolactin, gamma amino butyric acid (GABA), and endorphins that work to tell the body and mind to relax after sex.

We were just laying there enjoying the postcoital bliss and he said "I love you". And I said, "just enjoy the afterglow and don't get all sappy".

by Kate Charlton February 15, 2008

Cowmooflage

Clothes that make you look fattier than you are. Can be done by accident or on purpose.

Not wanting to sleep with Richard, and knowing that he disliked fat chicks, Janet donned her cowmooflage.

by Kate Charlton September 26, 2008

Sexiversary

The date on which two people first had sex.

He was invited out for a drink after work, but he knew that since it was their sexiversary and she would be expecting him to be on his game, he declined.

by Kate Charlton June 18, 2008

Cum Yodel

The act of yodeling while giving a blowjob, vibrating the man's balls for extra stimulation.

Sarah: How was your backpacking trip to Austria?
John: It was amazing. I drank goat's milk, climbed a mountain, and totally got cum yodeled by a hot milkmaid.

by Kate Charlton February 17, 2008

Dock Job

To perform and receive oral sex on a dock, preferably resulting in lost articles of clothing into the water by both parties.

She totally gave him a dock job, and had the bruises to prove it.

by Kate Charlton May 15, 2008

hole-in-three

The act of cumming in a woman's ass, pussy, and mouth all in one orgasm. It takes both good control and a longer orgasm with a large load.

Patrick fucked her ass hard until he started to cum. Then he used his kegel muscles to hold himself mid-cum while he quickly slipped his cock from her ass to her pussy, continued cumming, and one last time held himself until she rolled over and he was able to complete cumming in her eager mouth completing the hole-in-three.

by Kate Charlton February 9, 2008

Sexiversary

The date on which two people first had sex.

He was invited out for a drink after work, but he knew that since it was their sexiversary and she would be expecting him to be on his game, he declined.

by Kate Charlton June 19, 2008