Definitions by Kate Charlton

Symphony Sex 

Incredible sex - so incredible that you hear a complete symphony in your head, reaching their climactic point as you do, and ending with wild applause. Can cause individuals involved in symphony sex to attempt to scream or sing out along with the music.

As he rocked back on his hips, driving himself further into me, I heard, even though it was only the two of us in the room and both the TV and radio were off, an entire string section of an orchestra build. As his speed increased the woodwinds entered. By the time I was about to cum the entire orchestra was crescendoing, drums were pounding, strings singing at full forte, all at a fevered pitch until, in unison with me, everything peaked and held for a seemingly impossible note - all followed by wild applause and exhaustion. He collapsed next to me and I screamed "ENCORE! More Symphony Sex! ENCORE!", but alas, he was already asleep.

Symphony Sex by Kate Charlton August 21, 2008

Mishy 

Mushy and horny at the same time.

Mishy examples would be:

"Your eyes stare right down deep into my heart, now put your cock down deep into my ass."

or

"I love you with every ounce of my soul, will you eat me?"

or

"I've never felt like this before, for anyone...no, more to the left."

Mishy by Kate Charlton July 6, 2008

Sexiversary 

The date on which two people first had sex.

He was invited out for a drink after work, but he knew that since it was their sexiversary and she would be expecting him to be on his game, he declined.

Sexiversary by Kate Charlton June 19, 2008

Sexiversary 

The date on which two people first had sex.

He was invited out for a drink after work, but he knew that since it was their sexiversary and she would be expecting him to be on his game, he declined.

Sexiversary by Kate Charlton June 18, 2008

assedness 

The act of being an ass, but with an undertone of revenge.

I deserve all the assedness you can throw at me tonight because I handled life like an amateur.

assedness by Kate Charlton May 29, 2008

smart-assyness  

The act of being an ass, but with an undertone of mirth.

George: I'm sorry for the smart-assyness , but if it doesn't work out between us, do we still get to have great sex together?
Tracy: I'll think about it.

smart-assyness by Kate Charlton May 28, 2008

jalobes 

Another name for breasts.

Megan has nice jalobes, but mine are better.

jalobes by Kate Charlton May 20, 2008