Rural Girl

A lovely Midwestern cornfed girl who has all of the traits and mannerisms of someone raised in the Midwest.
Rural girl beamed as John pulled up on his tractor, dressed in a rented tux, all ready for prom.
by Kate Charlton August 23, 2008
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Sandal Shuffle

The awkward walk that is usually adopted by people wearing open-backed sandals.
Jason burst out of the woods, machete in hand and face still covered with a hockey mask, sending all of the teenage camp councilors running except for Gayla, who was caught within seconds because she could only sandal shuffle.
by Kate Charlton October 08, 2008
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Motorbation

The act of masturbating while in a car.
Motorbation helps Sandy stay awake when she needs to drive along on long trips.
by Kate Charlton September 30, 2008
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Cowmooflage

Clothes that make you look fattier than you are. Can be done by accident or on purpose.
Not wanting to sleep with Richard, and knowing that he disliked fat chicks, Janet donned her cowmooflage.
by Kate Charlton September 26, 2008
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hole-in-two

The act of cumming any two of the following: a woman's ass, pussy, or her mouth all in one orgasm (or a man's ass AND mouth). It takes both good control and, with the ass or pussy to mouth, a longer orgasm with a large load.
Patrick fucked her ass hard until he started to cum. Then he used his kegel muscles to hold himself mid-cum while he quickly slipped his cock from her ass to her pussy and completed the hole-in-two.
by Kate Charlton February 09, 2008
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Slidel

Sadie: What did you think of that?
Robert: Well, the ass to mouth was awesome, but next time swallow before you kiss me. I totally taste like your ass and my cum. Not cool.
Sadie: It's called a Slidel, and now you now how I feel every time you ask me to swallow you after you fuck my ass.
by Kate Charlton April 01, 2008
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Postcoital Bliss

That euphoric feeling directly after having an orgasm. After orgasm, both men and women release the chemicals oxytocin, prolactin, gamma amino butyric acid (GABA), and endorphins that work to tell the body and mind to relax after sex.
We were just laying there enjoying the postcoital bliss and he said "I love you". And I said, "just enjoy the afterglow and don't get all sappy".
by Kate Charlton February 15, 2008
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