Karma will get you!'s definitions

My wife

A Karen-like bitch that takes your money, kids, car, house, dignity and almost everything in your life!

Virgin: What happened to you?!
Husband: My wife and I got divorced, and took almost everything in my life!
Virgin: LOL! YOU'LL ENDED UP LIKE ME!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! March 31, 2022

IP Address

If someone doxed your IP Address, it means that he/she come to your house and forced you to touch grass and get a job.

You: Do you know who's Candice
Me: Who's Candice?
You: CAN DEZZ NUTZ FIT IN JOE MAMA'S ANUS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Fuck you!!! And also...
IP Address: 420.911.69.1337
N: 32, 4726
W: 19, 2843
SS Number: 2050181220011998
IPv6: ef08 : : 5cdc : : fe96 : : bf22 : : d1889%21
UPNP: Enabled
DMZ: 11.2111.24.51
ISP: Verizon High Speed Internet
DNS: 4.4.4.2
ALT DNS: 9.9.9.7.9
DNS Suffix: Tenet
WAN: 101.33.1.17
WAN Type: Private Network
Gateway: 192.168.0.1
Subnet Mask: 555.555.25.555
UDP Open Ports: 8080 80
TCP Open Ports: 1880
Mother: Fucked
And this that you're about to touch grass and a job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! March 17, 2022

Babyland citizen

A derogatory term that was meant to satirize a Polish person, (this was probably used by German neo-nazis and Russian communists, most likely denying what their country has done at the start of WW2).

Guy 1: Are you a Babyland citizen?
Guy 2: WTF?! NO! Just because I'm Polish, isn't it?!

by Karma will get you! February 15, 2022

This is just like 1984!

A neologism where someone ironically/apolitically compares a situation to George Orwell's dystopian novel "1984" or an intentionally irrelevant/made-up piece of media, in order to mock people who compare modern-day censorship to the novel.

Gamer: Hey dude, do wanna play some video games?
Nerd: But, we have an exam tomorrow.
Gamer: Fuck! This is just like 1984!
Nerd: What you've just said is debatable! Just like when you think we live in a society!

by Karma will get you! April 23, 2022

Perfectionist

A person who only prefer the perfect, instead of any standard short of perfection, most likely showing favoritism towards others.

Teacher: Ben, you got a 50/100! It means you pass!
Ben: YES!!!!!!!!
Teacher: Just kidding! The passing score is 200000000000/100
Ben: OH WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Tim: That fucking perfectionist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! February 23, 2022

Ligma

A bastardized version of "lick my", so that someone would make a "Steve Jobs died of ligma/ligma balls" joke.

Guy 1: I can't believe Steve Jobs died of ligma...
Guy 2: YOU MEAN "LICK YOUR BALLS"?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: AW SHIT!!!! YOU FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! March 30, 2022