Don't be so gullible

A phrase used by bullies and jocks, so that they can easily trick someone because they trust them.

Bully: Hey! Your shoe is untied!
Nerd: Wait, what?!
Bully: *kicks the nerd in the balls*
Nerd: *chipmunk voice* OUCH! MY BALLS!!!
Bully and his friends: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Bully: Don't be so gullible, you dumbass!!!

by Karma will get you! March 20, 2022

IP Address

If someone doxed your IP Address, it means that he/she come to your house and forced you to touch grass and get a job.

You: Do you know who's Candice
Me: Who's Candice?
You: CAN DEZZ NUTZ FIT IN JOE MAMA'S ANUS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Fuck you!!! And also...
IP Address: 420.911.69.1337
N: 32, 4726
W: 19, 2843
SS Number: 2050181220011998
IPv6: ef08 : : 5cdc : : fe96 : : bf22 : : d1889%21
UPNP: Enabled
DMZ: 11.2111.24.51
ISP: Verizon High Speed Internet
DNS: 4.4.4.2
ALT DNS: 9.9.9.7.9
DNS Suffix: Tenet
WAN: 101.33.1.17
WAN Type: Private Network
Gateway: 192.168.0.1
Subnet Mask: 555.555.25.555
UDP Open Ports: 8080 80
TCP Open Ports: 1880
Mother: Fucked
And this that you're about to touch grass and a job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! March 17, 2022

Debtland citizen

A derogatory term that was meant to satirize a Greek person, (this was probably used by Germans and other Europeans, most likely forcing their homeland, Greece to pay its national debt after the Great Recession of 2008 by 43rd U.S. President, George W. Bush).

Guy 1: GO PAY YOU'RE COUNTRY'S DEBT, YOU DEBTLAND CITIZEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GUY 2: NO!!!!! NOT UNTIL WHAT GEORGE W. BUSH HAS DONE TO THE ENTIRE WORLD DURING THE GREAT RECESSION OF 2008!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! February 17, 2022

Liberal

A derogatory term used by extremists as someone they hate , or to compare them as leftists.

Fascist: LONG LIVE THE WHITE HOOD!!! WORLD WAR III AGAINST THE MEXICANS!!!
Liberal: Jesus Christ! Why do you prefer war just to exterminate minorities?! You racist bigot! Peace is the right solution!
Fascist: Fuck off, liberal!

by Karma will get you! June 16, 2022

Karen

a a white woman perceived as entitled or demanding beyond the scope of what is normal. They're portrayed in memes depicting white women who use their privilege to demand their own way. Depictions may include demanding to speak to the manager, being racist, or sporting a particular bob cut hairstyle

Karen: I want to speak to the manager!
McDonald's cashier: Ah hell naw! You're a Karen! And stop acting like you're my manager's kingmaker!
McDonald's manager: I agree! Does anyone agree with this argument?!
Everyone: YES!
McDonald's manager: I'm sorry, you and the other Karens are banned in any place ever!
Karen: FUCK!!!

by Karma will get you! March 20, 2022

Babyland citizen

A derogatory term that was meant to satirize a Polish person, (this was probably used by German neo-nazis and Russian communists, most likely denying what their country has done at the start of WW2).

Guy 1: Are you a Babyland citizen?
Guy 2: WTF?! NO! Just because I'm Polish, isn't it?!

by Karma will get you! February 15, 2022

This is just like 1984!

A neologism where someone ironically/apolitically compares a situation to George Orwell's dystopian novel "1984" or an intentionally irrelevant/made-up piece of media, in order to mock people who compare modern-day censorship to the novel.

Gamer: Hey dude, do wanna play some video games?
Nerd: But, we have an exam tomorrow.
Gamer: Fuck! This is just like 1984!
Nerd: What you've just said is debatable! Just like when you think we live in a society!

by Karma will get you! April 23, 2022