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jacked

when you're injured to the point that you can't fully function anymore. its hard or impossible to walk, use your hands, see, talk, write, hear, etc. hard to do daily functions. commonly used to describe one's condition after a skateboaring related injury, thus meaning it's hard to skate anymore because of the injury
that guy tried to ollie a 20 set and he rolled both his ankles, they broke. he can't walk for a few months and his skating career is basically down the tubes... he's totally jacked
by karl March 20, 2005
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Boston Steamroller

When a man takes a shit on a woman's chest in between her tits, and then proceeds to titty fuck her.
After Samuel took the shit on his girlfriend's chest, he placed his member on the shit and between her breats, and let her have it.
by Karl March 12, 2004
mugGet the Boston Steamrollermug.

gnarly

used to describe something.

in skateboarding, something is gnarly if its difficult because its dangerous. things like skating on rough surfaces at high speeds and heights are considered gnarly. see EX1 below.

however, outside of skating it's used as a word to describe good and bad things alike. see EX2.
EX1: i saw this kid trying to nollie feeble that rough 15-set ledge... he ended up wrecking cause of the gravel at the landing and the darkness, but the 5th he nailed it! the whole thing was so gnarly...

EX2: i won the lottery! that's gnarly! yaaaay!
by karl February 27, 2005
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new Canaan

home to alll the rams who wish they were d-baggers.
d- baggers stink!!!!!!!!!!1
by Karl April 5, 2005
mugGet the new Canaanmug.

tridonkulous

when something is so ridonkulous, so that the ridonkulousness of it is multiplied by three, or, in other words, tripled. thus, it is not just ridonkulous, but TRIdonkulous. the "tri" signifies the triple nature of the ridonkulousness.

see ridonkulous
karl: shit did you see pyramid that kid made out of orangina bottles?
jay: that was ridonkulous.
karl: no man. that was beyond that. that was TRIDONKULOUS.
by karl January 21, 2005
mugGet the tridonkulousmug.

windows XP

Another piece of sh*t made by microsoft. Who in there right mind would choose this over linux?
Dude, why the hell did u pay for that load of crap?
"I like windows, its easy to use"
by Karl March 14, 2004
mugGet the windows XPmug.

a fat

An aussie term for an erection
by karl October 16, 2003
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