Definitions by Karen Drummey

Precycle 

Reading someone else's magazine before the owner even knows it's arrived.

My neighbor's magazine came to my house by accident, but I'll precycle it before I bring it to his house.

Precycle by Karen Drummey March 29, 2016

deja screw 

When you know what is about to happen is not good, because it happended before and you feel it's about to happen again.

Friend 1:

"I think he will be faithful this time."

Friend 2:
"Wake up. You're about to get deja screwed."

deja screw by Karen Drummey December 6, 2009

crappetizer 

Appetizers that you typically get in a chain or fast food restaurant that are usually high-fat, high-cholesterol, and high-calorie (but we usually eat them anyhow).

Let's just order some crappetizers: chili-cheese fries with ranch dressing, loaded nachos with extra cheese, and some potato skins with bacon and sour cream!

crappetizer by Karen Drummey August 5, 2007