Definitions by Karen Chungus

Grape 

Why the fuck are you searching the definition for a grape on urban dictionary. It’s a fucking fruit what more clarification do you need

Idiot: hey, what is a grape
Dumbass: idk let’s search for it on urban dictionary

Grape by Karen Chungus February 7, 2019

Hamish 

Bit of a lad, also a dickhead

Me: hello
Hamish: tim tams are amazing

Me: yes lad
Hamish: choccy milk is disgusting as is milo
Me: you dickhead

Hamish by Karen Chungus February 7, 2019

Amberley 

Absolute lad, will fite you, not a pussy, only bitches about bitches

Me: how the frickity fuck are you barefoot it’s 140°
Amberley: rlly, I don’t even feel hot.
Me: fuck you tough

Amberley by Karen Chungus February 7, 2019

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land 

I stole this from Bo burnham

Bo burnham: I’m so hashtag deep
Me: what a lit song

Bo: if Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
Me: imma steal that and post it on urban dictionary

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land by Karen Chungus February 7, 2019