Micropenis

A medical condition where a males penis is exceedingly small, normally under two inches while erect. Multiple men who have micropenis' are extremely self conscious about it as it is something that many people will make fun of and use as an insult.
It is likely that women who want to have sex with them will be instantly turned off and no longer attracted if they see that the man has a micropenis.

Kiersten : Hurry up, get it out already. You only have paid for 25 minutes
Jim : It's right there now do it
Kiersten : Do what ? There's nothing there ! Jim has a micropenis, Jim has a micropenis ! *laughs her head off *
Jim : *sighs, puts shotgun in his mouth* *BANG*

by Kamikaze Devil Bitch July 23, 2020

Penis Diary

Notes of your sexual health and, in the case of some perverts, masturbation notes .

Dylan : His owner beats him, his best friend is a pussy, he hangs around with two nuts all the time and he throws up when he's excited.
Sean : No you dumb pervert a Penis Diary is about sexual health.
B: Yeah I'm going to leave this weird conversation.

by Kamikaze Devil Bitch October 05, 2020

Motherfucker

1) A word used to describe someone who would have sex with someone older or younger than them willingly or someone who would have intercourse with their own mother as they have had a lack of relationships and sex.
2) It can also be used as a casual insult and is often used in songs, mainly in the genre of rap
It can have a suffix added to it

See motherfucking
It can be plural
See motherfuckers
It can be a verb

See motherfuck

1) Sean : Did you know that Tim still hasn't had sex yet ?
Arlo : He's 36 !
Sean : Yeah, he's so desperate he'd motherfuck
Arlo : He probably has , bet he's a motherfucker
2) Sean : Kiersten just backhanded Tim
Arlo : Yeah, she's a right motherfucker

by Kamikaze Devil Bitch July 23, 2020

EDM

EDM stands for electronic dance music. It is very similar, if not the same, as techno. It is more than often wordless and is either hated or loved by people. It is a rather repetitive genre of music and is often used in games. Two of the most famous EDM artists are Calvin Harris and the Fat Rat.

Tim : Don't you love EDM ? Here, listen to Unity by the Fat Rat.
Sean : Fuck off with your EDM shit
Dylan : Let me listen, I like EDM

by Kamikaze Devil Bitch July 23, 2020

Motherfucker

1) A word used to describe someone who would have sex with someone older or younger than them willingly or someone who would have intercourse with their own mother as they have had a lack of relationships and sex.
2) It can also be used as a casual insult and is often used in songs, mainly in the genre of rap
It can have a suffix added to it

See motherfucking
It can be plural
See motherfuckers
It can be a verb

See motherfuck

1) Sean : Did you know that Tim still hasn't had sex yet ?
Arlo : He's 36 !
Sean : Yeah, he's so desperate he'd motherfuck
Arlo : He probably has , bet he's a motherfucker
2) Sean : Kiersten just backhanded Tim
Arlo : Yeah, she's a right motherfucker

by Kamikaze Devil Bitch July 23, 2020

Backhand

A slap where instead of hitting with the palm you hit with the back of your hand. It is significantly more painful but has a risk of breaking your knuckles if you do it.
Verb : Backhanded

Sean : Kiersten just backhanded Tim !

by Kamikaze Devil Bitch July 23, 2020

Motherflipper

A PG way to say motherfucker. It was often used in clean versions of movies where they didn't want to censor it the normal way.

David : * in sync with the TV * Die motherflipper
Wife : * in sync with the TV * Die motherfucker
David : Stop swearing, this is the clean edit version
Wife : Oh shut up you pussy

by Kamikaze Devil Bitch July 23, 2020