beating off the dog

To masturbate a dog while saying "red rocket"

Sharon: Stanley, what the hell are you doing?!
Stan: I'm beating off the dog. Red rocket, red rocket. (the other adults turn away or show shocked looks)

by KaiserBasara October 21, 2005

howork

Home and work, sort of like homework, fused together. Sounds like a really juvenile word when you say it out loud

Homework is work for school you do at home

I'm gonna go do my howork

by KaiserBasara November 22, 2005