Definitions by Kahuna Nui

Bog Locked 

A similar concept to "Dog Locked", but occurring when getting an erection whilst sitting on the toilet, and causing one's penis to become jammed under the seat or rim.

Note: "The Bog" is a common name for a toilet in The United Kingdom.

Dude, I was looking at porn on my phone while I had a shit, and got totally Bog Locked. I was there for an hour.

Bog Locked by Kahuna Nui April 4, 2022

Epiphobe 

A person who fears or dislikes budget guitars

"Why you spending all that money on a Gibson, you fuckin' epiphobe..."

Epiphobe by Kahuna Nui April 14, 2021

Orangery 

/ˈɒrɪn(d)ʒ(ə)ri/

A conservatory owned by a twat

JP: "That's a nice conservatory, Ian"

Ian: "It's a fucking Orangery!"

Orangery by Kahuna Nui May 14, 2019