Urban Dictionary: Definitions by KRHimself

Hanshin Tigers

A shit baseball team based in the suburb of Osaka, Japan. More choke jobs than any baseball fan in the world can count. 50% of their fans are hooligans, while the other 50% are wannabe hooligans/bandwagon fans who only jump in on the very rare occasion when they have a good season.

In other words, they're the Japanese baseball's answer to the Chicago Cubs.

History of the Hanshin Tigers: Countless years of horrible baseball, with the only bright moment coming in 1985 when they won their only Japan Series title. They had a chance to win another in 2003, but choked away a 3-2 lead to the Daiei Hawks.

by KRHimself June 10, 2006

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Softbank Hawks

A Japanese baseball team capable of beating (dominating?) a Major League team on any given day. Certainly capable of dominating every team in the Japanese League, especially Hanshin.

Example: Softbank Hawks are the best team in Japan, possibly the world.

Hanshin fan: Hey, the Hawks suck.
Hawks fan: Well, explain to me how we came back from 3-2 down to beat your team to the Championship in 2003.
Hanshin fan: ......
Hawks fan: Yeah. QED, motherfucker.

by KRHimself June 10, 2006

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new york

The most overrated city in the world, massively overhyped by the American press and people in general. Former New Yorkers all rave about how great the city is, yet don't live or even visit the actual city anymore. Currently being run (poorly) by Michael Bloomberg.

If New York is the "Greatest City in the World," then North Korea must be the Greatest country in the world.

by KRHimself March 21, 2005

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