Door to door used shoe sales

The Insurance industry

The insurance industry, besides being the spawn of Satan, is nothing more than door to door used shoe sales.

by KImCobain April 10, 2015

gave me diabetes

A person so sugary fake sweet that just being around them for 10 minutes can cause the sudden onset of Type 2 diabetes.

Jess is so sugar fake she gave me diabetes.

by KImCobain March 12, 2015

Redneck Neighbors

A message from a higher power that you're on the shitlist. Redneck neighbors are like a plague: widespread and difficult to get rid of. Once the neighborhood is infected, they import their friends and relatives as well. They are renters, never homeowners. They are either morbidly obese or stick figure thin - there is no in between. They either have few teeth or a set of greenish brown ones. Redneck neighbors drive 25+ year old vehicles that are cars and trucks in the technical sense, most held together with coat hanger wire and bondo and have no mufflers. They work on these things daily. They keep herds of large, thin mangy dogs which are often confused with their kids. They sit on the porch talking loudly and drinking some sort of distiller liquid and cheap ass beer 24/7. They keep the tobacco industry in business. They put out mismatched plastic urns filled with random plastic flowers that blow all over neighboring yards. They are always seen at neighborhood yard sales. The police/sheriff visits at least twice a week and child service workers lurk monthly. it takes a landlord months to get them out of the property, at which time they must torch it or demo it because of uninhabitable condition. The evicted rednecks proceed to move in next door with their relatives so it's really a vicious circle. They make a great pilot for a TV reality show.

Redneck neighbors are like herpes - if you get it you never get rid of it.

by KImCobain March 12, 2015

Kurt Cobain Mustang

A Fender electric which embodies PURE COBAIN SOUND AND STYLE. The Kurt Cobain Mustang evokes the man, the band, the sound and the times, giving an authentically crafted nod to one of the most unlikely guitars to ever find itself at the center of a musical maelstrom.

The Kurt Cobain Mustang guitar takes you back to the heady early-’90s era when Nirvana ruled rock and led a musically stunning and culturally subversive movement, with distinctive features and spirited vibe.

by KImCobain March 06, 2015

killer heartbreak

What you get for doing your best friend's girl or guy. You lose your best friend and usually the girlfriend or boyfriend goes back to him or her because it was a drunken mistake.

I never should have slept with Glenn after the party. He went back to Kate and gave me a killer heartbreak.

by KImCobain February 24, 2015

password drama

The issues and hassles of attempting to retrieve an online password - especially for accounts you rarely use.

I cant pay this toll bill online until i finish with the password drama to open that account.

by KImCobain August 10, 2017

We Got Clowned

Another way of saying someone or someones got over on you.

Brooks gave our design ideas to another decorator - Man we got Clowned!

by KImCobain September 30, 2015