KImCobain's definitions

Not my first rodeo

Literally translated means "this is not the first time I have done this." Applies to dozens of different scenarios. Relays to the recipient that you are experienced and know what you're doing.

Reporter: "Nice work on that verdict."
Prosecutor: "Hey, this was not my first rodeo."

by KImCobain March 5, 2015

Forced Confession

When a guy is forced to say "I love you" to shut up a nagging woman. Like a gun to the head in a relationship.

Jeremy got hit with a forced confession to stop his woman from nagging him to death.

by KImCobain March 10, 2015

louis vattan

A ridiculously bad Louis Vuitton knockoff

Kiley showed up to the party wearing her pitiful Louis Vattan sunnies

by KImCobain April 10, 2015

stankface

The facial expression indicating a real bad stank.

The smell of cat piss always gets a really bad stankface..

by KImCobain July 5, 2016

you need to see this

The words uttered by any person in the process of shoving a tablet, smart phone, or any other video or photo transmitting device in your face. Sometimes it's interesting and inappropriate, but usually in a workplace environment it's the same boring pics of a coworker's kids or grandkids doing typical and predictable kids or grandkids foolishness.

(While pushing an IPad into your face zone) "Dude, you need to see this."

by KImCobain March 5, 2015

Presh

Short for appreciate

Presh your concern.

by KImCobain February 25, 2015

pothead philosophers

Someones who get drunk and stoned and engage in heavy philosophical conversations with nothing to back up their opinions other than their primal sincerity.

We are just pothead philosophers with no type of studious background whatsoever.

by KImCobain March 12, 2015