HALF PAST FUCK is a colourful and expletive measurement of time or hour, most commonly indicating that the time in question is inconvenient or unreasonable to the party making use of the term.
"I had to get up for work at half past fuck this morning to make it to the new job site by 6.30am"
"I really can't be bothered going out tonight boys....I have a massive day on tomorrow and if I go out clubbing I will wind up drinking way too much and I won't get home until half past fuck either...too hard..."
"I got a call at bloody half past fuck last night from some offshore call centre."
"I really can't be bothered going out tonight boys....I have a massive day on tomorrow and if I go out clubbing I will wind up drinking way too much and I won't get home until half past fuck either...too hard..."
"I got a call at bloody half past fuck last night from some offshore call centre."
by K9Guy October 06, 2009
HALF PAST FUCK is a colourful and expletive measurement of time or hour, most commonly indicating that the time in question is inconvenient or unreasonable to the party making use of the term.
"I had to get up for work at half past fuck this morning to make it to the new job site by 6.30am"
"I really can't be bothered going out tonight boys....I have a massive day on tomorrow and if I go out clubbing I will wind up drinking way too much and I won't get home until half past fuck either...too hard..."
"I got a call at bloody half past fuck last night from some offshore call centre."
"I really can't be bothered going out tonight boys....I have a massive day on tomorrow and if I go out clubbing I will wind up drinking way too much and I won't get home until half past fuck either...too hard..."
"I got a call at bloody half past fuck last night from some offshore call centre."
by K9Guy October 06, 2009
A term that is strictly used as a description of a uniquely frustrating and difficult personality type, and NOT as a racial slur.
Typically, WOGDUMB describes a person who displays at least one of the following personality traits:
- Despite an obvious lack of intelligence, the person exhibits total belief in their mental capacity and/or clarity of thought.
- Is so dim that they are actually not capable of realising how dim they truly are.
- Has absolutely zero self awareness about the fact that their own words often totally invalidate their own opinion, or whos words effectively argue a viewpoint that they are opposed to.
- Is incapable of becoming, or even attempting to become, more informed or better educated through logical or factual discussion.
- Manages to accidentally butcher their chosen language by improperly using common or colloquial sayings, without realising they have done so.
- Is totally devoid of any understanding of the subject on which they speak, contrary to their own strong belief otherwise.
SOLID EXAMPLES OF WOGDUMB:
- Ricky, of Trailer Park Boys
- Guido Hatsis
- George W. Bush
- Paris Hilton
- The Gotti Boys (TV series family)
- Pauline Hanson
Typically, WOGDUMB describes a person who displays at least one of the following personality traits:
- Despite an obvious lack of intelligence, the person exhibits total belief in their mental capacity and/or clarity of thought.
- Is so dim that they are actually not capable of realising how dim they truly are.
- Has absolutely zero self awareness about the fact that their own words often totally invalidate their own opinion, or whos words effectively argue a viewpoint that they are opposed to.
- Is incapable of becoming, or even attempting to become, more informed or better educated through logical or factual discussion.
- Manages to accidentally butcher their chosen language by improperly using common or colloquial sayings, without realising they have done so.
- Is totally devoid of any understanding of the subject on which they speak, contrary to their own strong belief otherwise.
SOLID EXAMPLES OF WOGDUMB:
- Ricky, of Trailer Park Boys
- Guido Hatsis
- George W. Bush
- Paris Hilton
- The Gotti Boys (TV series family)
- Pauline Hanson
CONVERSATIONAL USE:
"Jesus that bloke is so WOGDUMB!"
"Poor, simple, WOGDUMB bastard..."
"If he/she was any dumber they would be WOGDUMB."
"That chick I dated last week was mad hot, but totally WOGDUMB...it could never work between us."
"Jesus that bloke is so WOGDUMB!"
"Poor, simple, WOGDUMB bastard..."
"If he/she was any dumber they would be WOGDUMB."
"That chick I dated last week was mad hot, but totally WOGDUMB...it could never work between us."
by K9GUY June 01, 2009
A colloquial term believed to originate in Australia, this appetitive or complimentary term is commonly used in to describe:
- A slick, witty, well presented, and/or attractive person or object.
- It can also be used to describe an innovative approach to a difficult problem, where that solution requires guile, intelligence, or charm.
- An admirable deed or accomplishment.
- A thing of beauty or high value.
- A slick, witty, well presented, and/or attractive person or object.
- It can also be used to describe an innovative approach to a difficult problem, where that solution requires guile, intelligence, or charm.
- An admirable deed or accomplishment.
- A thing of beauty or high value.
"I just got back from that job interview...they asked me a lot of difficult questions and I was getting flustered, but then I took a breath and pulled a griggsy, and they offered me a position on the spot!"
"Did you see that guy that talked to me at the club the other night? He was pretty griggsy, so I gave him my number and we are going out Wednesday night"
"Wow, did you see that guy catch that ball? It looked like he was going to drop it, I don't know how he did it, but he got pretty griggsy on that thing...it was awesome!"
"Isn't Jack's new car totally griggsy?!"
"Did you see that guy that talked to me at the club the other night? He was pretty griggsy, so I gave him my number and we are going out Wednesday night"
"Wow, did you see that guy catch that ball? It looked like he was going to drop it, I don't know how he did it, but he got pretty griggsy on that thing...it was awesome!"
"Isn't Jack's new car totally griggsy?!"
by K9GUY June 01, 2009
Used as an adjective, noun, and an insult, meatlick is a versatile composite word, directly implicating the insulted party has, will, or is highly likely to consentually be involved in the licking, sucking or oral fondling of erect male genitalia.
An extremely popular term in the southern and eastern regions of Australia, the term was originally heard in The Jerky Boys movie, released during the 1990's.
An extremely popular term in the southern and eastern regions of Australia, the term was originally heard in The Jerky Boys movie, released during the 1990's.
"Get fucked you fucken meatlick..."
"Sidney is such a fucking meatlick, if he sucks up to Rod any harder he'll have a knob in his throat..."
"You are nothing but a dirty poofter meatlick....you fucking gaylord!"
"You just short changed me $20 you god damned meatlicker..."
"Sidney is such a fucking meatlick, if he sucks up to Rod any harder he'll have a knob in his throat..."
"You are nothing but a dirty poofter meatlick....you fucking gaylord!"
"You just short changed me $20 you god damned meatlicker..."
by K9GUY June 03, 2009
Fuckchops is a wonderfully adaptable word, which can be used as a term of endearment, an insult, or an adjective.
"Hello fuckchops, how was your day?"
"Listen fuckchops, either you pull your head in or I will pull it off."
"My parents walked in on me going down on my girlfriend last night, and thanks to all the pussy juice when I looked up to see who had opened the door I had a killer set of fuckchops on me."
"Listen fuckchops, either you pull your head in or I will pull it off."
"My parents walked in on me going down on my girlfriend last night, and thanks to all the pussy juice when I looked up to see who had opened the door I had a killer set of fuckchops on me."
by K9GUY June 03, 2009
The Bryce is an Australian slang term that is typically used to convey high regard, admiration, or reverance for a person, object, or performance.
The phrase itself has it's origins in the Australian kickboxing and boxing scene, and is commonly considered to trace back to a very successful trainer and fighter.
Often heard used in conversation by both males and females alike, this phrase, when used strictly in context, signifies that something is at the pinnacle of its greatness.
The phrase itself has it's origins in the Australian kickboxing and boxing scene, and is commonly considered to trace back to a very successful trainer and fighter.
Often heard used in conversation by both males and females alike, this phrase, when used strictly in context, signifies that something is at the pinnacle of its greatness.
"That guy at the club was just so damn hot wasn't he girls! He was just The Bryce!"
"It was a hard fight, my opponent was real tough, but at the end of the day I am in the most Bryce shape of my life, and I came out the victor in only 2 rounds."
"I love my new car, it's The Bryce."
"Don't fuck around with that fella over there mate, cos he's The Bryce. Dude will bust you up quick smart son!"
"Thanks Mum and Dad! This birthday present is exactly what I was hoping for! It's really The Bryce! I can't wait to show my friends."
She says: "The first guy that I ever slept with that gave me multiple orgasms was really The Bryce in the sack. It has totally ruined me for all men now, cos they can never hope to live up to that performance. Damn that dirty, sexy motherfucker..."
"It was a hard fight, my opponent was real tough, but at the end of the day I am in the most Bryce shape of my life, and I came out the victor in only 2 rounds."
"I love my new car, it's The Bryce."
"Don't fuck around with that fella over there mate, cos he's The Bryce. Dude will bust you up quick smart son!"
"Thanks Mum and Dad! This birthday present is exactly what I was hoping for! It's really The Bryce! I can't wait to show my friends."
She says: "The first guy that I ever slept with that gave me multiple orgasms was really The Bryce in the sack. It has totally ruined me for all men now, cos they can never hope to live up to that performance. Damn that dirty, sexy motherfucker..."
by K9GUY June 02, 2009