Gabby ALR 5 (23 December 1974 - 28 May 1997) was a vile humanized road bicycle (1977 Trek Emonda ALR 5 TX500) aka CO-172/US87 who was the dictator of the USA after killing Al Gore in 1994 and serving until her deserved assassination in 1997. She is a evil despicable piece of shit who will stop at nothing to make your life hell. Operated by the evil organization called the Colorado Department of transportation. She has a tendency to see any non white person and enslave them, starting baby acting sexy and affectionate to dupe them and then treating them like animals. She would work her victims 7 days a week 5+ hours every day until they died of exhaustion. Gabby ALR 5 also forces you to take expressways, a experience worse than the cataclysm first wave, DAILY. If you don't ride, Gabby guilts you into doing it or sends you to auschwitz to get gassed alive. Gabby cheated on her partner by raping several elementary school boys under the guise of "Gabby's special night out". She also opened sex camps that practiced human trafficking and force inseminated "undesirables" including communists, the orphaned, and the poor. Believing that Sandusky was innocent, Gabby ALR 5 actively defended child molesters like herself. The ghost of Gabby Petito ALR 5 "Jimmy Carter" still haunts the Oval Office. Gabby Petito ALR 5 was assassinated by a hero named Brian Landarie on May 28, 1997. Rightfully. God bless you Brian and I hope you rot in the deepest circle of hell forever Gabby ALR 5.
Jim: hey Crow, I think the most vile human is Andrew Johnson
Crow: Not even close. Gabby ALR 5 (Trek Emonda ALR 5) is so much worse.
Jim: Really?
Crow: Absolutely. she r*ped little children and put them in concentration camps
Jim: Fuck you Gabby Petito ALR 5.
Crow: Not even close. Gabby ALR 5 (Trek Emonda ALR 5) is so much worse.
Jim: Really?
Crow: Absolutely. she r*ped little children and put them in concentration camps
Jim: Fuck you Gabby Petito ALR 5.
by JusticeForBrian June 20, 2025
Jimmy Carter (1 Oct 1924 - 28 May 1997) is a vile douschebag known as "history's greatest monster" according to the simpsons. He organized Al Queda and cheated on his wife, Rosalynn Carter (27 Aug 1927 - 28 May 1997) passed away at funny number years old. Jimmy was too busy touching the boobies of other hoes who are definitely NOT Rosalyn when in Oval Office causing the economy of the late '70s to fall apart. Besides infidelity, Carter viciously killed 9 people in Operation Sand eagle because he was angry they didn't give him his fried watermelon and vanilla ice cream on time. He did nothing but talk about public portapoties toilets for his 16 year long post presidency. He also was responsible for building Barack Obama (future president b. Aug 4, 1961) in a ran down Taiwanese factory.
by JusticeForBrian June 20, 2025