3 definitions by Justice S. Erved

Pageant Mom

Woman in her mid forties who pushes her young child to be in pageants to live vicariously through that child. Delirious to how a normal child should be raised and a complete dumb bitch. Notorious for harboring the future strippers of America.

That Pageant mom is the reason my tanning store is still in business.

by Justice S. Erved February 7, 2010

Celebutaunt

A celebrity who is famous for nothing more than spending a successful parents money. They prance around doing D list VH1 spots and making an ass of themselves. Look for fake blond hair, fake boobs, eyelashes and a voice that sounds like a baby hooker.

To fend off a celebutaunt, point out the nearest guy in a nice suit and watch them swarm. Run for your life.

Did you see that Celebutaunt chasing Greg? Too bad Tommy Lee wasn't here to distract her.

by Justice S. Erved February 6, 2010

ProBama

To be Pro Obama. Sometimes taken to a gross fan girl based extent.

My Aunt is so ProBama, that she got his face tattooed on her back, next to her Jessica Rabbit Ink.

by Justice S. Erved February 7, 2010