JustaStoner's definitions

Smog Log

A greasy turd.

Example:
"Dude, I ate so many Slim Jims. It was a whole Smog Log.

I took a fat Smog Log

by JustaStoner January 13, 2020

Mud Brawl

Going to a wet baseball diamond and pushing eachother until one person is left standing. They are crowned as the World Champion Mud Brawler.

Dude, let's do a massive Mud Brawl.

by JustaStoner January 14, 2020

Solo Sweats

Jerking off so hard that you start to sweat.

I was at it for hours last night. I did it for so long I got the Solo Sweats.

by JustaStoner April 29, 2021

Turtleneck Trevors

Someone who beats their meat while taking a shit.

Dude, you're being such a Turtleneck Trevors.

by JustaStoner January 30, 2020

Jacker Jacket

Jerking off with a large jacket or hoodie over your schlong. This can easily be done in public without having attention drawn to you.

Dude, my girlfriend gave me a Jacker Jacket at the movies last night.

by JustaStoner January 14, 2020

Choking the Rat

Aggressively jerking off.

Dude, I was Choking the Rat so hard last night.

by JustaStoner January 14, 2020

Gas Station Back Up

A dirty hammer usually used for beating things live a retard. Can be used as an insult if desired.

Let's use the Gas Station Back Up.

by JustaStoner January 14, 2020