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Definitions by Justa urbandictionary worder

sir: "hm.. I know that pear somewhere.. *search* PEARTO!!!!!"
sir 2: "FUCKK.. NO!!! STOP!!!"
sir: "hm.. I know that pear somewhere.. *search* PEARTO!!!!!"
sir 2: "FUCKK.. NO!!! STOP!!!"

STICKY BALL

a sticky old ball that sticks all over your damn hands
sir one: "I touched this STICKY BALL, and it's sticky jizz-like fluid got all over my hand."
sir two: "fuck.. .me too :("
The tiny thing that all men have.

Or someone can be a dick
*person 1* Oi your dicks small ):<
*person 2* Awh man ):

OR

*Guy one* Hey you see that guy over there?
*Guy two* yeah, why?
*Guy one* Well he's a dick.
*Guy three* Fuck you ):<

paper airplane 

kid 1:oi throw a paper airplane at that kid

:kid 2: oki
kid 3: ow wtf
Teacher: i hate my life.

stanky leg

the feeling of hot yummy poo going down your pantlegs
my dog hit me wit da stanky leg
oh ok
Idk its just shat lol
Dude i just shat my pants
sick