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Boy Affi

affi means “have to” “has to” in jamaican patois

“boy affi” in the context of the trend basically telling means telling him/her they have to dance
father boy affi listen more inna school
by Just_a_simp May 13, 2022
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Copium

Liberals with bad hair cuts

according to RC - @therightcorner on tiktok

DEFINITIONS ARE OBJECTIVE!!!
see that guy over there he’s copium fo sho
by Just_a_simp December 13, 2022
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Philbro

Philbro (noun)

A dude or girl who treats philosophy like a gym bro treats lifting—except instead of deadlifts, it’s dead-end debates about normative ethics at 3 AM with 17 people in the live, half of whom are on the panel. You can find these people on TikTok Live daily, flexing the fact they know the three laws of logic and the three branches of ethics like they’re reciting their PRs. If they’re not arguing in a Discord server about whether moral realism is cope, they’re probably reading epistemology and pretending they actually enjoy it.
Normal guy : that can’t happen

Philbro : what’s the modality on the word “can’t”? what’s the P and not P?🤓
by Just_a_simp March 30, 2025
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Hand Ting

London slang for a fire arm (Gun)
Blanco : Hand ting feel like adele so pretty

Dbo : The hand ting coming like corona if it cough twice then it’s sending you pack
by Just_a_simp May 5, 2021
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Jordan 1s

A shoe that white middle class girls didn’t know existed before 2020. most popular shoe of the decade so far, some call it the new air force 1 bc they’re so overhyped. they do be cold tho. will be remember as the “covid lockdown shoe”.
Me : bro what shoes should i get?

Friend: go cop new jordan 1s broski

me: but resellers buy them out and try charging double for them smh
by Just_a_simp May 16, 2021
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Munch

a guy who eats 🐱 without getting anything in return either on purpose or by being tricked

(Synonym : bowcat)
Any guy that watches love island is a munch fr

you thought i was feeling you? that n**** a munch”
by Just_a_simp September 6, 2022
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she belongs to the streets

Underhand way of saying she is a hoe that participates in hoe activities that involve hoeing herself around like a hoe.

Popularised by rapper Future
Me : Her snapchat score is above 100k?
Also me : SHE BELONGS TO THE STREETS
by Just_a_simp November 4, 2019
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