Just_a_simp's definitions

Jordan 1s

A shoe that white middle class girls didn’t know existed before 2020. most popular shoe of the decade so far, some call it the new air force 1 bc they’re so overhyped. they do be cold tho. will be remember as the “covid lockdown shoe”.

Me : bro what shoes should i get?

Friend: go cop new jordan 1s broski

me: but resellers buy them out and try charging double for them smh

by Just_a_simp May 16, 2021

Boy Affi

affi means “have to” “has to” in jamaican patois

“boy affi” in the context of the trend basically telling means telling him/her they have to dance

father boy affi listen more inna school

by Just_a_simp May 13, 2022

Copium

Liberals with bad hair cuts

according to RC - @therightcorner on tiktok

DEFINITIONS ARE OBJECTIVE!!!

see that guy over there he’s copium fo sho

by Just_a_simp December 13, 2022

Munch

a guy who eats 🐱 without getting anything in return either on purpose or by being tricked

(Synonym : bowcat)

Any guy that watches love island is a munch fr

“you thought i was feeling you? that n**** a munch”

by Just_a_simp September 6, 2022

Generational Talent

something or someone that is so good that someone/thing equal in quality only comes around a few times in a generation

popularly used in sport but can apply to anything

Football Fan : Gabi Martinelli is amazing

Football Fan 2: Mate, He's generational, absolute Generational Talent

by Just_a_simp February 9, 2020

M8t

Derived from the popular internet alternative to mate(m8). Meaning matey as in a peer or friend. Can also be used to be condescending.mainly used in texts

guy1: m8 where are you ?
guy2: m8t I'm stuck in traffic

Internet troll: you're dumb

Internet user: m8t stfu

by Just_a_simp August 10, 2015

led a merry dance

To be given “the run around” by someone or a situation. this is done when you are given false/incomplete information either on purpose or by accident

synonym : being led astray

Me : i called my bank up for the 12th time and they said my money should have been in my bank 2 days ago ffs

my friend : sounds like you’re being led a merry dance mate

by Just_a_simp May 16, 2021