Just_a_simp's definitions

M8t

Derived from the popular internet alternative to mate(m8). Meaning matey as in a peer or friend. Can also be used to be condescending.mainly used in texts

guy1: m8 where are you ?
guy2: m8t I'm stuck in traffic

Internet troll: you're dumb

Internet user: m8t stfu

by Just_a_simp August 10, 2015

Copium

Liberals with bad hair cuts

according to RC - @therightcorner on tiktok

DEFINITIONS ARE OBJECTIVE!!!

see that guy over there he’s copium fo sho

by Just_a_simp December 13, 2022

Saffroning

When someone is Saffroning or being a saffron they are using all the cringey tiktok/twitter language and basically have an all round cringey tiktok personality they use phrases like
“✋😭💀”

“it’s the.. for me”

“not you…”
“main character energy..”
“it’s giving…”

and much much more

term was made popular by user ok tiktok
@shamelesscloutchaser

Guy 1 : did you see those weird people going crazy in the comments of that video

Guy 2: bro they were all saffroning they need help and less tiktok

by Just_a_simp December 6, 2021

Munch

a guy who eats 🐱 without getting anything in return either on purpose or by being tricked

(Synonym : bowcat)

Any guy that watches love island is a munch fr

“you thought i was feeling you? that n**** a munch”

by Just_a_simp September 6, 2022

Hand Ting

London slang for a fire arm (Gun)

Blanco : Hand ting feel like adele so pretty

Dbo : The hand ting coming like corona if it cough twice then it’s sending you pack

by Just_a_simp May 5, 2021

Jordan 1s

A shoe that white middle class girls didn’t know existed before 2020. most popular shoe of the decade so far, some call it the new air force 1 bc they’re so overhyped. they do be cold tho. will be remember as the “covid lockdown shoe”.

Me : bro what shoes should i get?

Friend: go cop new jordan 1s broski

me: but resellers buy them out and try charging double for them smh

by Just_a_simp May 16, 2021

Seedy Settings

Imagine this, You’re with a girl the time is 11pm you’re chilling in her room with a bottle of henny. she starts giving you the eyes. you know it’s about to be seedy settings

Popularly misheard as CD settings
Used famously by UK drill Artist v9 (Homerton)

My friend: Bro how was it last night ?
me : Seedy settings bro, what can i say

by Just_a_simp June 20, 2020