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led a merry dance

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To be given “the run around” by someone or a situation. this is done when you are given false/incomplete information either on purpose or by accident

synonym : being led astray
Me : i called my bank up for the 12th time and they said my money should have been in my bank 2 days ago ffs

my friend : sounds like you’re being led a merry dance mate
by Just_a_simp May 16, 2021
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A shoe that white middle class girls didn’t know existed before 2020. most popular shoe of the decade so far, some call it the new air force 1 bc they’re so overhyped. they do be cold tho. will be remember as the “covid lockdown shoe”.
Me : bro what shoes should i get?

Friend: go cop new jordan 1s broski

me: but resellers buy them out and try charging double for them smh
by Just_a_simp May 16, 2021
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Hand Ting

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London slang for a fire arm (Gun)
Blanco : Hand ting feel like adele so pretty

Dbo : The hand ting coming like corona if it cough twice then it’s sending you pack
by Just_a_simp May 5, 2021
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Anti Pick me Girl

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This sub type of pick me girl is harder to spot because she hates the traditional pick me girls more than the average girl does. traits of this pick me girl includes :
1. lowkey trying to impress males with how “intelligent” you are or your “assest”
2. being over the top with BLM ACAB Feminism etc to the point where it comes across fake and forced

3. dressing like a “hipster” but shopping at urban outfitters

4.calling 90% of other girls pick mes just because they don’t have the same opinions as them

the anti pick me girl will never admit she’s a pick me and try convince you nothing she says or does is for make attention
My bro : She tries so hard to not be a pick me but it’s so obvious

me : she’s the typical anti pick me girl bro
by Just_a_simp January 7, 2021
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Seedy Settings

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Imagine this, You’re with a girl the time is 11pm you’re chilling in her room with a bottle of henny. she starts giving you the eyes. you know it’s about to be seedy settings

Popularly misheard as CD settings
Used famously by UK drill Artist v9 (Homerton)
My friend: Bro how was it last night ?
me : Seedy settings bro, what can i say
by Just_a_simp June 20, 2020
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Generational Talent

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something or someone that is so good that someone/thing equal in quality only comes around a few times in a generation

popularly used in sport but can apply to anything
Football Fan : Gabi Martinelli is amazing

Football Fan 2: Mate, He's generational, absolute Generational Talent
by Just_a_simp February 9, 2020
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Underhand way of saying she is a hoe that participates in hoe activities that involve hoeing herself around like a hoe.

Popularised by rapper Future
Me : Her snapchat score is above 100k?
Also me : SHE BELONGS TO THE STREETS
by Just_a_simp November 4, 2019
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