Definitions by Just_a_simp
led a merry dance
To be given “the run around” by someone or a situation. this is done when you are given false/incomplete information either on purpose or by accident
synonym : being led astray
synonym : being led astray
Me : i called my bank up for the 12th time and they said my money should have been in my bank 2 days ago ffs
my friend : sounds like you’re being led a merry dance mate
my friend : sounds like you’re being led a merry dance mate
led a merry dance by Just_a_simp May 16, 2021
Jordan 1s
A shoe that white middle class girls didn’t know existed before 2020. most popular shoe of the decade so far, some call it the new air force 1 bc they’re so overhyped. they do be cold tho. will be remember as the “covid lockdown shoe”.
Me : bro what shoes should i get?
Friend: go cop new jordan 1s broski
me: but resellers buy them out and try charging double for them smh
Friend: go cop new jordan 1s broski
me: but resellers buy them out and try charging double for them smh
Jordan 1s by Just_a_simp May 16, 2021
Anti Pick me Girl
This sub type of pick me girl is harder to spot because she hates the traditional pick me girls more than the average girl does. traits of this pick me girl includes :
1. lowkey trying to impress males with how “intelligent” you are or your “assest”
2. being over the top with BLM ACAB Feminism etc to the point where it comes across fake and forced
3. dressing like a “hipster” but shopping at urban outfitters
4.calling 90% of other girls pick mes just because they don’t have the same opinions as them
the anti pick me girl will never admit she’s a pick me and try convince you nothing she says or does is for make attention
1. lowkey trying to impress males with how “intelligent” you are or your “assest”
2. being over the top with BLM ACAB Feminism etc to the point where it comes across fake and forced
3. dressing like a “hipster” but shopping at urban outfitters
4.calling 90% of other girls pick mes just because they don’t have the same opinions as them
the anti pick me girl will never admit she’s a pick me and try convince you nothing she says or does is for make attention
My bro : She tries so hard to not be a pick me but it’s so obvious
me : she’s the typical anti pick me girl bro
me : she’s the typical anti pick me girl bro
Anti Pick me Girl by Just_a_simp January 7, 2021
Seedy Settings
Imagine this, You’re with a girl the time is 11pm you’re chilling in her room with a bottle of henny. she starts giving you the eyes. you know it’s about to be seedy settings
Popularly misheard as CD settings
Used famously by UK drill Artist v9 (Homerton)
Popularly misheard as CD settings
Used famously by UK drill Artist v9 (Homerton)
Seedy Settings by Just_a_simp June 20, 2020
Generational Talent
something or someone that is so good that someone/thing equal in quality only comes around a few times in a generation
popularly used in sport but can apply to anything
popularly used in sport but can apply to anything
Football Fan : Gabi Martinelli is amazing
Football Fan 2: Mate, He's generational, absolute Generational Talent
Football Fan 2: Mate, He's generational, absolute Generational Talent
Generational Talent by Just_a_simp February 9, 2020
she belongs to the streets
Underhand way of saying she is a hoe that participates in hoe activities that involve hoeing herself around like a hoe.
Popularised by rapper Future
Popularised by rapper Future
she belongs to the streets by Just_a_simp November 4, 2019