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Darkskin Girls
term created by @teddybanks on tiktok after his infamous 1% video about his preference
(synonym : most beautiful girls on earth)
term created by @teddybanks on tiktok after his infamous 1% video about his preference
(synonym : most beautiful girls on earth)
by Just_a_simp August 26, 2022
Get the DSG mug.A shoe that white middle class girls didn’t know existed before 2020. most popular shoe of the decade so far, some call it the new air force 1 bc they’re so overhyped. they do be cold tho. will be remember as the “covid lockdown shoe”.
Me : bro what shoes should i get?
Friend: go cop new jordan 1s broski
me: but resellers buy them out and try charging double for them smh
Friend: go cop new jordan 1s broski
me: but resellers buy them out and try charging double for them smh
by Just_a_simp May 16, 2021
Get the Jordan 1s mug.Philbro (noun)
A dude or girl who treats philosophy like a gym bro treats lifting—except instead of deadlifts, it’s dead-end debates about normative ethics at 3 AM with 17 people in the live, half of whom are on the panel. You can find these people on TikTok Live daily, flexing the fact they know the three laws of logic and the three branches of ethics like they’re reciting their PRs. If they’re not arguing in a Discord server about whether moral realism is cope, they’re probably reading epistemology and pretending they actually enjoy it.
A dude or girl who treats philosophy like a gym bro treats lifting—except instead of deadlifts, it’s dead-end debates about normative ethics at 3 AM with 17 people in the live, half of whom are on the panel. You can find these people on TikTok Live daily, flexing the fact they know the three laws of logic and the three branches of ethics like they’re reciting their PRs. If they’re not arguing in a Discord server about whether moral realism is cope, they’re probably reading epistemology and pretending they actually enjoy it.
Normal guy : that can’t happen
Philbro : what’s the modality on the word “can’t”? what’s the P and not P?🤓
Philbro : what’s the modality on the word “can’t”? what’s the P and not P?🤓
by Just_a_simp March 30, 2025
Get the Philbro mug.a guy who eats 🐱 without getting anything in return either on purpose or by being tricked
(Synonym : bowcat)
(Synonym : bowcat)
by Just_a_simp September 6, 2022
Get the Munch mug.something or someone that is so good that someone/thing equal in quality only comes around a few times in a generation
popularly used in sport but can apply to anything
popularly used in sport but can apply to anything
Football Fan : Gabi Martinelli is amazing
Football Fan 2: Mate, He's generational, absolute Generational Talent
Football Fan 2: Mate, He's generational, absolute Generational Talent
by Just_a_simp February 9, 2020
Get the Generational Talent mug.Blanco : Hand ting feel like adele so pretty
Dbo : The hand ting coming like corona if it cough twice then it’s sending you pack
Dbo : The hand ting coming like corona if it cough twice then it’s sending you pack
by Just_a_simp May 5, 2021
Get the Hand Ting mug.Imagine this, You’re with a girl the time is 11pm you’re chilling in her room with a bottle of henny. she starts giving you the eyes. you know it’s about to be seedy settings
Popularly misheard as CD settings
Used famously by UK drill Artist v9 (Homerton)
Popularly misheard as CD settings
Used famously by UK drill Artist v9 (Homerton)
by Just_a_simp June 20, 2020
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