led a merry dance

To be given “the run around” by someone or a situation. this is done when you are given false/incomplete information either on purpose or by accident

synonym : being led astray
Me : i called my bank up for the 12th time and they said my money should have been in my bank 2 days ago ffs

my friend : sounds like you’re being led a merry dance mate
by Just_a_simp May 16, 2021
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Philbro

Philbro (noun)

A dude or girl who treats philosophy like a gym bro treats lifting—except instead of deadlifts, it’s dead-end debates about normative ethics at 3 AM with 17 people in the live, half of whom are on the panel. You can find these people on TikTok Live daily, flexing the fact they know the three laws of logic and the three branches of ethics like they’re reciting their PRs. If they’re not arguing in a Discord server about whether moral realism is cope, they’re probably reading epistemology and pretending they actually enjoy it.
Normal guy : that can’t happen

Philbro : what’s the modality on the word “can’t”? what’s the P and not P?🤓
by Just_a_simp March 30, 2025
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M8t

Derived from the popular internet alternative to mate(m8). Meaning matey as in a peer or friend. Can also be used to be condescending.mainly used in texts
guy1: m8 where are you ?
guy2: m8t I'm stuck in traffic

Internet troll: you're dumb

Internet user: m8t stfu
by Just_a_simp August 10, 2015
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Boy Affi

affi means “have to” “has to” in jamaican patois

“boy affi” in the context of the trend basically telling means telling him/her they have to dance
father boy affi listen more inna school
by Just_a_simp May 13, 2022
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Copium

Liberals with bad hair cuts

according to RC - @therightcorner on tiktok

DEFINITIONS ARE OBJECTIVE!!!
see that guy over there he’s copium fo sho
by Just_a_simp December 13, 2022
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Jordan 1s

A shoe that white middle class girls didn’t know existed before 2020. most popular shoe of the decade so far, some call it the new air force 1 bc they’re so overhyped. they do be cold tho. will be remember as the “covid lockdown shoe”.
Me : bro what shoes should i get?

Friend: go cop new jordan 1s broski

me: but resellers buy them out and try charging double for them smh
by Just_a_simp May 16, 2021
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Hand Ting

London slang for a fire arm (Gun)
Blanco : Hand ting feel like adele so pretty

Dbo : The hand ting coming like corona if it cough twice then it’s sending you pack
by Just_a_simp May 05, 2021
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