Definitions by JustSayingAs Your MammaWould

Peacock-Lad

A male that spends time admiring themselves before the mirror

We were hoping to leave home on time but the Peacock-Lad was strutting....

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A middle-aged, overweight woman who dresses in alarmingly-bright floaty dresses.

The family BBQ was more chillaxed and meaningful until Aunty Floating Apple turned up with a wineglass in hand....

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