Just your average Goober's definitions
A generally sporty, bulky person. Often are assholes who have no respect for others except those who praise them or are also jocks. Some can be nice, but good luck finding one. Also for some reason are really great intercourse material for shallow people with no knowledge of the phrase “never judge a book by it’s cover”.
by Just your average Goober July 24, 2023
Get the Jockmug. “Which is, Objectively, the worst colour.”
-CPG Grey
You can still like the colour, but I will have to send one of my imaginary clones to harass your colon. (Unless you think it’s only good for galaxy type stuff and sunsets THEN your safe).
-CPG Grey
You can still like the colour, but I will have to send one of my imaginary clones to harass your colon. (Unless you think it’s only good for galaxy type stuff and sunsets THEN your safe).
Idiot: “Y’know, Purple is actually quite a nice col-“
The Gods of Truth: “I sense a disturbance in the forces.”
The Gods of Truth: “I sense a disturbance in the forces.”
by Just your average Goober July 23, 2023
Get the Purplemug. A physical card or admission from a black or brown skinned person given to a whiter skinned person to say the N word once only. The pass does not expire and you must have proof of it’s existence to use it. However, it is not recommended to use it in public, as there will be many people to agree on the use of the N word pass.
Person 1) IMMONA SAY THE N WORD
Person 2) You can’t do that, that’s illegal!
Person 1) Oh, Jonah gave me this N Word Pass.
Person 2) Alright, go ahead.
Person 1) *inhales* NI-
Person 2) You can’t do that, that’s illegal!
Person 1) Oh, Jonah gave me this N Word Pass.
Person 2) Alright, go ahead.
Person 1) *inhales* NI-
by Just your average Goober July 24, 2023
Get the N Word Passmug. 1.A widely known easter egg in the popular video game Minecraft where the “E” and the “C” is swapped in the title to make a completely different name in terms of definition but not so much in spelling. This “similar but not” spelling is why it is funny.
2. A raft of which upon sits an industrial sized mincing machine.
2. A raft of which upon sits an industrial sized mincing machine.
1. “I love playing Minceraft! Oops, typo!”
2. “I needed some mince, but I was out at sea. So I pulled out my minceraft.”
2. “I needed some mince, but I was out at sea. So I pulled out my minceraft.”
by Just your average Goober December 19, 2023
Get the Minceraftmug. 1) Abbreviation of the soft drink (often in liquid form) Coca Cola
2) Abbreviation of the hard food (often in powdered form) Cocaine
2) Abbreviation of the hard food (often in powdered form) Cocaine
by Just your average Goober July 23, 2023
Get the Cokemug.