Definitions by Just your average Goober

Purple 

“Which is, Objectively, the worst colour.”
-CPG Grey

You can still like the colour, but I will have to send one of my imaginary clones to harass your colon. (Unless you think it’s only good for galaxy type stuff and sunsets THEN your safe).

Idiot: “Y’know, Purple is actually quite a nice col-“
The Gods of Truth: “I sense a disturbance in the forces.”

Purple by Just your average Goober July 23, 2023

UrbanDictionary 

A website built upon the input of it’s community, used to give definitions to otherwise rejected words by the Oxford Dictionary. Such words are rejected because they are commonly considered slang and thus aren’t technically real words.

TL;DR: The better dictionary.

I looked up “UrbanDictionary” on the Urban Dictionary, DEFINITION-CEPTION.

UrbanDictionary by Just your average Goober July 23, 2023

Coke 

1) Abbreviation of the soft drink (often in liquid form) Coca Cola
2) Abbreviation of the hard food (often in powdered form) Cocaine

1) Ask for some Coke, have a good time!
2) Ask for some Coke, have an even better time!

Coke by Just your average Goober July 23, 2023

Goober 

Someone who is silly in a cute manner, often used to depict the clumsy dumbsy side of adorable

Can also just be someone who doesn’t take many things seriously because of definition above

Just a lil’ goober doing his lil’ goobery things.

Goober: *blep*

Goober by Just your average Goober July 23, 2023

The boys 

A group of people of at least 3 (usually male) who are close friends with one another.

Mom: “Where are you going?”

Me: “Just going out with the boys.”

The boys by Just your average Goober July 23, 2023