Mitch rapp

Badass motherfucker who should not be messed with

Holy shit Mitch rapp just killed someone

No shit Sherlock he is a assassin

by Just a country girl May 01, 2022

me

probobly not smart cause you had to look up the definition, a failure, came from dissapointment island

me not me

by Just a country girl March 25, 2022

Dylan O'Brien

The sexiest, handsomest, most perfect human in the world. Also the funniest, most sarcastic, sexually and not sexually attractive male ever made, he is modest and genuinely kind. Dylan is my husband and my soulmate. And we all secretly have sexual fantasies about him.

Friend:I would totally fuck Dylan O'Brien
Me: can I confess something to you
Friend:yeah
Me: iv had sexual fantasies about Dylan O'Brien
Friend:...
Me:...
Friend:me to
Me: fucin hell

by Just a country girl July 17, 2022

water

something you fucking drink idiot

water it good

by Just a country girl March 25, 2022

Boyfriend

Something you will never have cause you waiting for the real life Mitch Rapp to come along. Or the real life version of any Dylan O'Briens characters.

Friend, why u still single
Me,I'm waiting for Mitch rapp to become a real person. And my boyfriend

by Just a country girl July 17, 2022

Void stiles

This man will murder you with his killer looks.total fucking badass. And sexy as all hell.

Priest: how have you sinned
Me:I have been having sexual fantasies about void stiles and Dylan O'Brien
Priest:...
Me:....
Priest:me to
Me: FUCK off bitch, I saw him first

by Just a country girl May 01, 2022