Something you will never have cause you waiting for the real life Mitch Rapp to come along. Or the real life version of any Dylan O'Briens characters.
by Just a country girl July 18, 2022
Priest: how have you sinned
Me:I have been having sexual fantasies about void stiles and Dylan O'Brien
Priest:...
Me:....
Priest:me to
Me: FUCK off bitch, I saw him first
Me:I have been having sexual fantasies about void stiles and Dylan O'Brien
Priest:...
Me:....
Priest:me to
Me: FUCK off bitch, I saw him first
by Just a country girl May 02, 2022
probobly not smart cause you had to look up the definition, a failure, came from dissapointment island
me not me
by Just a country girl March 26, 2022
Only the nicest sexiest hottest man that has ever walked the earth. He is humble and kind and I could cook bacon on him, and I would eat it off his torso if he let me. If you see me dead it is cause I finally met Dylan O'Brien and had a heat stroke and a panic attack all at once and died. Lord help Dylan he is to perfect for us. We do not deserve his amazingness and perfectness and handsomeness and everything about him makes me speechless. FUCK you if you don't like him, he is a angel that must be protected at all costs
Person 1- I would let Dylan O'Brien suffocate me with his thighs.
Person 2- Dylan O'Brien could punch me and I would still love him, hell I would pay him.
Person 3- I would let him choke me and throw me across the room, then rape me, and I would give him all my money.
Person 1&2- what the fuck
Person 2- Dylan O'Brien could punch me and I would still love him, hell I would pay him.
Person 3- I would let him choke me and throw me across the room, then rape me, and I would give him all my money.
Person 1&2- what the fuck
by Just a country girl May 02, 2022
The sexiest, handsomest, most perfect human in the world. Also the funniest, most sarcastic, sexually and not sexually attractive male ever made, he is modest and genuinely kind. Dylan is my husband and my soulmate. And we all secretly have sexual fantasies about him.
Friend:I would totally fuck Dylan O'Brien
Me: can I confess something to you
Friend:yeah
Me: iv had sexual fantasies about Dylan O'Brien
Friend:...
Me:...
Friend:me to
Me: fucin hell
Me: can I confess something to you
Friend:yeah
Me: iv had sexual fantasies about Dylan O'Brien
Friend:...
Me:...
Friend:me to
Me: fucin hell
by Just a country girl July 18, 2022