Just a country girl's definitions

water

something you fucking drink idiot

water it good

by Just a country girl March 25, 2022

Dylan O'Brien

Only the nicest sexiest hottest man that has ever walked the earth. He is humble and kind and I could cook bacon on him, and I would eat it off his torso if he let me. If you see me dead it is cause I finally met Dylan O'Brien and had a heat stroke and a panic attack all at once and died. Lord help Dylan he is to perfect for us. We do not deserve his amazingness and perfectness and handsomeness and everything about him makes me speechless. FUCK you if you don't like him, he is a angel that must be protected at all costs

Person 1- I would let Dylan O'Brien suffocate me with his thighs.
Person 2- Dylan O'Brien could punch me and I would still love him, hell I would pay him.
Person 3- I would let him choke me and throw me across the room, then rape me, and I would give him all my money.
Person 1&2- what the fuck

by Just a country girl May 1, 2022

Dylan O'Brien

The sexiest, handsomest, most perfect human in the world. Also the funniest, most sarcastic, sexually and not sexually attractive male ever made, he is modest and genuinely kind. Dylan is my husband and my soulmate. And we all secretly have sexual fantasies about him.

Friend:I would totally fuck Dylan O'Brien
Me: can I confess something to you
Friend:yeah
Me: iv had sexual fantasies about Dylan O'Brien
Friend:...
Me:...
Friend:me to
Me: fucin hell

by Just a country girl July 17, 2022

Boyfriend

Something you will never have cause you waiting for the real life Mitch Rapp to come along. Or the real life version of any Dylan O'Briens characters.

Friend, why u still single
Me,I'm waiting for Mitch rapp to become a real person. And my boyfriend

by Just a country girl July 17, 2022

Country boy

A country boy is someone who wears their pants pulled up, they listen to ol country music, an some new stuff to, they drive trucks and work hard as hell, they are willin to give the shirt off their back for anyone in need, they pray, and live under the good lord, they dont intentionally start fights, but aint afraid to finish or back down from one. they are hella respectful and treat their girl and family, better than anyone. country boys are the best, and id rather have a guy with jeans,boots and a truck, than a guy with a suit, shiny, shoes and a ferrari.

ladies love country boys

by Just a country girl March 25, 2022

Void stiles

This man will murder you with his killer looks.total fucking badass. And sexy as all hell.

Priest: how have you sinned
Me:I have been having sexual fantasies about void stiles and Dylan O'Brien
Priest:...
Me:....
Priest:me to
Me: FUCK off bitch, I saw him first

by Just a country girl May 1, 2022