Just a Pastafarian's definitions

Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ, also know as (J-Dizzle) was a Jewish teacher, and occasionall rapper who got merked (and may or may not have come back a few days later) then ascended to heaven or some shit

Jew: Did you hear Jesus Christ 's new album?
Roman: We ought to kill him for saying that shit dude

by Just a Pastafarian January 19, 2018

Mike Pence

1. The current vice president of the United States

2. An excellent fire bender who has mastered the art of lightning bending and uses his powers to "fix" homosexuals

Hey, Mike pence could you shock the gay out of me?

by Just a Pastafarian March 6, 2017

Gaynal

Gyanal or Gaynal sex refers to gay anal sex, it is an amalgamation of the word gay and the word anal

Chad: Bro, is it gay to have Gaynal sex with the hamburgler?
Jerry: Nah dude, just remember to say no homo

by Just a Pastafarian January 19, 2018