Definitions by Just Roz

dagger dick 

When you get an erection in a small area where people are close together (elevators, subway train, etc...) and it touches somebody and they notice as if you were stabbing them with your "dagger dick"

That dude just dagger dicked me in the elevator

dagger dick by Just Roz July 18, 2009

subway stiffy 

Getting an erection while standing near or in a deli

I was just buying some turkey and i couldnt help but notice that that man had a subway stiffy

subway stiffy by Just Roz July 18, 2009

monster munster

when a man has large amounts of dick cheese

Me and my boyfriend had sex last night and forgot to bathe and woke up with monster munster

monster munster by Just Roz July 17, 2009