Definitions by Jupiter's Defs

Official Crist 

A 10-foot tall Puerto-Rican man, is a top 5 player Apex Legends.

Jeremiah: Yo, you carried me again Official Crist i'm so bad.

Official Crist by Jupiter's Defs March 21, 2022

Jupiter J 

African-American 6 foot tall man who's a chad, 15 inch penis, all the hoes ong.

Cristian: "OMG IS THAT Jupiter J I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK AHHHHHHH!!!"

Jupiter J by Jupiter's Defs March 21, 2022

Cristian 

A short Puerto-Rican man with 0 bitches, none at all.

Person 1: HEY ISN'T THAT CRISTIAN THE GUY WITH 0 HOES!!!

Cristian by Jupiter's Defs March 21, 2022