3 definitions by Jupiter's Defs

Official Crist

A 10-foot tall Puerto-Rican man, is a top 5 player Apex Legends.
Jeremiah: Yo, you carried me again Official Crist i'm so bad.
by Jupiter's Defs March 21, 2022
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Jupiter J

African-American 6 foot tall man who's a chad, 15 inch penis, all the hoes ong.
Cristian: "OMG IS THAT Jupiter J I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK AHHHHHHH!!!"
by Jupiter's Defs March 21, 2022
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Cristian

A short Puerto-Rican man with 0 bitches, none at all.
Person 1: HEY ISN'T THAT CRISTIAN THE GUY WITH 0 HOES!!!
by Jupiter's Defs March 21, 2022
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