Definitions by Junkyard Squirrel
Cleveland Steamer
A Cleveland Steamer is an act where somebody shits on their soon-to-be ex's chest and rub their ass back and forth on their chest like a steamroller. This act is usually for revenge.
Me: Did you hear?!
You: What?
Me: Katie had a Cleveland steamer done to her last night by her now ex-boyfriend Michael!
You: Hell, no!
Me: It was horrible. A shower won't work. She's gotta go to a carwash to get rid of the smell.
You: Poor Katie.
---Meanwhile---
Michael- That stupid bitch deserved it! i suspected her of cheating. I didn't need Maury. i know!! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH MICHAEL!!!
Katie didn't cheat, and she returned the act, but two obese men did it for her. Michael is now the worst smelling man in America, and no girl will go out with him. Hell, no girl will go near him.
You: What?
Me: Katie had a Cleveland steamer done to her last night by her now ex-boyfriend Michael!
You: Hell, no!
Me: It was horrible. A shower won't work. She's gotta go to a carwash to get rid of the smell.
You: Poor Katie.
---Meanwhile---
Michael- That stupid bitch deserved it! i suspected her of cheating. I didn't need Maury. i know!! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH MICHAEL!!!
Katie didn't cheat, and she returned the act, but two obese men did it for her. Michael is now the worst smelling man in America, and no girl will go out with him. Hell, no girl will go near him.
Cleveland Steamer by Junkyard Squirrel August 17, 2010
Once you go Abercrombie & Fitch you become a bitch
What happens when a person buys Abercrombie & Fitch clothing. Usually a super-skinny boy or girl who were once obese shop at A & B. They buy the clothing, and act if they were better than their friends. They start bragging and quickly lose their friends.
Me: Hey, look.
You: What?
Me: Isn't that molly?
You: Who?
Me: Molly.
You: I don't know who that is.
Me: She was my best friend a long time ago, before she wore Abercrombie & Fitch.
You: What happened?
Me: She was a bit overweight, like 2 or 3 pounds. All the kids who wore A & B made fun of her.
You: Then what?
Me: She started crying, and went home due to an emotional collapse. She didn't come back to school for a month. When she did come back, she looked... bad.
You: Why?
Me: She was really underweight, and she wore A & B clothing. I went to talk to her, and she said" Who the hell are you?!" I said" I'm your friend." She said "Whateva, bitch. Go home!"
You: What did you do?
Me: I slapped her.
You: The lesson here?
Molly: AAAAah!! It's you! Get away, you! Get away!
We run to the alley
Me: See?
You: I know the lesson. Once you go Abercrombie & Fitch you become a bitch.
You: What?
Me: Isn't that molly?
You: Who?
Me: Molly.
You: I don't know who that is.
Me: She was my best friend a long time ago, before she wore Abercrombie & Fitch.
You: What happened?
Me: She was a bit overweight, like 2 or 3 pounds. All the kids who wore A & B made fun of her.
You: Then what?
Me: She started crying, and went home due to an emotional collapse. She didn't come back to school for a month. When she did come back, she looked... bad.
You: Why?
Me: She was really underweight, and she wore A & B clothing. I went to talk to her, and she said" Who the hell are you?!" I said" I'm your friend." She said "Whateva, bitch. Go home!"
You: What did you do?
Me: I slapped her.
You: The lesson here?
Molly: AAAAah!! It's you! Get away, you! Get away!
We run to the alley
Me: See?
You: I know the lesson. Once you go Abercrombie & Fitch you become a bitch.
Once you go Abercrombie & Fitch you become a bitch by Junkyard Squirrel August 6, 2010
Claws
Sharp, usually curved nails. Is made of keratin, which is found in skin and hair. Many carnivorous animals have claws that they use to kill prey. When people think of claws, most people think of cats due to their claws. Many fictional animals have claws too, such as dragons, chupacabras, and werewolves.
Me: Whoa, look at those claws!
You: Wow!! i mean, that chupacabra ripped that guy apart!
Me: Oh fu-
You: It's coming for us!!
Me:Run!!!
You: Oh, wait, he's going for that cow.
Me:what a relief.
You: Wow!! i mean, that chupacabra ripped that guy apart!
Me: Oh fu-
You: It's coming for us!!
Me:Run!!!
You: Oh, wait, he's going for that cow.
Me:what a relief.
Claws by Junkyard Squirrel July 30, 2010
Abercrombie Boy
A male version of an Abercrombie Bitch. Is usually very muscled and wears ONLY Abercrombie & Fitch brand clothing. They are very stuck up and think they are waaay better than others. Some were obese and have been verbally abused. Due to the abuse, they have lost lots of weight and become these horrible excuses for models.
Me: Look at that Abercrombie Boy. Ugh, people like him make me sick.
You: He is so hot. NOT!!! He probably had lots of plastic surgery or something to look like that, worse than how he looked a year ago.
Me: What do you mean?
You: I mean, he's Jack!
Me: Whaaaat?!!
You: Yeah. He became a stuck up Abercrombie Boy when Cassie said he looked like a whale. He lost 120 pounds and now weighs 60 pounds. Way too light for a 15-year-old.
Me: I can't believe he became one of these... these... these whores!
You: I know! He's so mean now. He says he's better than everyone else.
Me: he so is not!
You: Well, he's an Abercrombie Boy now. Once you go Abercrombie & Fitch you become a bitch.
You: He is so hot. NOT!!! He probably had lots of plastic surgery or something to look like that, worse than how he looked a year ago.
Me: What do you mean?
You: I mean, he's Jack!
Me: Whaaaat?!!
You: Yeah. He became a stuck up Abercrombie Boy when Cassie said he looked like a whale. He lost 120 pounds and now weighs 60 pounds. Way too light for a 15-year-old.
Me: I can't believe he became one of these... these... these whores!
You: I know! He's so mean now. He says he's better than everyone else.
Me: he so is not!
You: Well, he's an Abercrombie Boy now. Once you go Abercrombie & Fitch you become a bitch.
Abercrombie Boy by Junkyard Squirrel July 30, 2010
Urban Dictionary
Me: I dare you to find this word in Webster's dictionary, and I'll look in the Urban Dictionary.
You: Alright!
(Goes on for five minutes)
You: I can't find it!
Me: It's in the urban dictionary. See, it's better than Webster's.
You: You are so right.
You: Alright!
(Goes on for five minutes)
You: I can't find it!
Me: It's in the urban dictionary. See, it's better than Webster's.
You: You are so right.
Urban Dictionary by Junkyard Squirrel July 30, 2010
Ass
1. Teacher: And this is an ass. It can carry heavy things around.
The 6-year-olds suddenly start laughing.
2. Stupid person: Hey, I like your bathroom, can I install a TV?
You: What an ass.
3. A really hot girl passes by, and a horny guy grabs her butt and won't let go.
Girl: Let go of my ass, you freak!
The 6-year-olds suddenly start laughing.
2. Stupid person: Hey, I like your bathroom, can I install a TV?
You: What an ass.
3. A really hot girl passes by, and a horny guy grabs her butt and won't let go.
Girl: Let go of my ass, you freak!
Ass by Junkyard Squirrel July 30, 2010
Bitch
1. Female dog
2. Whine
3. Girl who is evil to her boyfriend/husband
4. Servant, usually a pimp has many of these
2. Whine
3. Girl who is evil to her boyfriend/husband
4. Servant, usually a pimp has many of these
1. Katie's bitch is having puppies!
2. Stop bitching about those shoes!
3. You: My wife is such a bitch.
Me: Why?
You: Before our marriage, she would do anything to give me pleasure, and yesterday she didn't give me a blowjob. Instead, she cheated on me.
Me: What a real bitch.
4. Pimp: I need to get drunk. Bitch! Get me some whiskey. Other bitch! I have Blue Balls so give me a blowjob!
Third bitch! I need you to do a Cleveland Steamer on a rival pimp!
Fourth Bitch! Go get me a Porn Star to perform for me! Now, bitches!
2. Stop bitching about those shoes!
3. You: My wife is such a bitch.
Me: Why?
You: Before our marriage, she would do anything to give me pleasure, and yesterday she didn't give me a blowjob. Instead, she cheated on me.
Me: What a real bitch.
4. Pimp: I need to get drunk. Bitch! Get me some whiskey. Other bitch! I have Blue Balls so give me a blowjob!
Third bitch! I need you to do a Cleveland Steamer on a rival pimp!
Fourth Bitch! Go get me a Porn Star to perform for me! Now, bitches!
Bitch by Junkyard Squirrel July 30, 2010