any group of men that has been rejected from the new york police department on numerous occasions, probably for lack of testicles. These men then band together to form their own police department, the sopd, and pride themselves on stealing taps, making college kids cry, locking up greek life members, ticketing jaywalkers, and basically just being wastes of life.
Yup, the sopd screwed me over yet again- can they just kill themselves and get it over with already?
by junior February 25, 2004
by Junior January 05, 2004
An extremly gay person.
by Junior May 05, 2005
A German sausage typically the same length as a mid-European penis (5.3") and slightly larger in diameter. Not to be mistaken for the 6-1/2" Irish Sausage which is also much thicker at the base and does not taper much (see chode or choate)
Being of both Irish and German decent, I have the best of both worlds; a long and thick schlong, plus I'm attractive to large breasted Germanic women.
by Junior January 05, 2004