Definitions by Junior

boob 

(noun) (1) a goof, a jerk-off, an idiot
(2) circular object protruding off a female's chest. Usually used for feeding babies and in foreplay (not necessarily in that order). Each boob has a nipple, the little pointy thing on the end that pops up like an erection when brushed, massaged, or touched with an ice cube (or an icy wind). The bra is the device required to support a pair of boobs. See A-cup B-cup C-cup D-cup E-cup well, you get the idea. If she is British, the nipples will sit much lower than the Japanese standard of 8" between collarbone and nipple. Sports bras are for A-cup women, who have nipples but no boob.

circular object protruding off a female's chest. Especially used for feeding babies and in foreplay.

On our first date, I didn't touch her. On our second date, I got to first base, I touched her boob. Next date, she met me naked at her front door and we fucked.

boob by Junior January 7, 2004

B-cup 

the bra size where the breast is finally slightly larger than the nipple by itself

Over the summer she graduated to a B-cup.

B-cup by Junior January 5, 2004

bratwurst

A German sausage typically the same length as a mid-European penis (5.3") and slightly larger in diameter. Not to be mistaken for the 6-1/2" Irish Sausage which is also much thicker at the base and does not taper much (see chode or choate)

Being of both Irish and German decent, I have the best of both worlds; a long and thick schlong, plus I'm attractive to large breasted Germanic women.

bratwurst by Junior January 5, 2004

large breasted 

anything over a C-cup

Marty picked up a large breasted c*ck-sucker during his bird hunt.

large breasted by Junior January 5, 2004

C-cup 

minimum interesting bra size.

His neck was getting stiff from all the passing C-cups. The cop suggested he put his neck back in his pantz.

C-cup by Junior January 5, 2004

irish sausage

a 6.5" sausage as opposed to the shorter bratwurst or German sausage which is a mere 5.3" long on average. The Irish sausage also has a thicker base, for more sensation when it passes thru the lips (either set).

She really enjoyed the Irish sausage after years of bratwurst and other German sausages.

irish sausage by Junior January 5, 2004

neck 

slang term for a penis

"But officer, we were just necking".

"Well, put your neck back in your pantz and get out of the park."

neck by Junior January 5, 2004