Jungle Bogan's definitions
A female who, until the wedding night, conceals her true hermaphroditic qualities. In layman's terms, an "undercover phallic agent."
Bill: "So how was your honeymoon, Ted?"
Ted: "Awful! I found out when attempting to consummate our marriage that Patrice was a dickbride! She was tucking the whole time..."
Ted: "Awful! I found out when attempting to consummate our marriage that Patrice was a dickbride! She was tucking the whole time..."
by Jungle Bogan April 21, 2007
Get the dickbridemug.