Cuntstitution

A cunty aggregate of fundamental principles or established precedents that constitute the legal basis of a polity, organisation or other type of entity and commonly determine how that entity is to be governed.

Every crazy power hungry politician that has ever lived has mused at some point about writing his own cuntstitution for his own gain

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 11, 2020

assmati

It is a variety of rice that is believed to have been developed by crossing basmati with some unknown variety. It was supposed to be more fragrant than basmati, but it ended up smelling like ass.

Bitches lets cook up some cheap ass assmati & make some cheap ass sake

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 13, 2021

spunktoberfest

A festival celebrated in the city of Dildo, Canada to attract tourists. They took some inspiration from Munich Oktoberfest.

Ana, Julia, Samantha, Razia & Trisha are going to Dildo to celebrate Spunktoberfest. They are starving.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021

Turdy McTurdface

Synonym for the Tangerine Turd aka Trump

They flushed the Turdy McTurdface out of the office

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 03, 2021

Cuntfighter

A lawyer who fights a case in court against a cunt, defending an innocent man against false allegations

Diana Davison is a Cuntfighter. She runs the Lighthouse Project & is also a youtuber

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Brewed Catshit

Coffee made from Kopi Luwak, feces of Civet cat

Jimmy likes the taste of brewed catshit

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020

FDA

Fucking Dumb Assholes (aka Food & Drug Administration)

Your definitions on UD are not FDA approved

by Jumbled McGobbledygook March 21, 2021