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Definitions by Jumbled McGobbledygook

Xi Jinping's shit, which 1.4 billion Chinese people have to clean up or rather suck it up
1) China has no real friends & no true allies! That xit is so fucked up! Guess what, the check book diplomacy & the debt trap tactics don't earn true friends! And warmongering & territorial claims don't help either!

2) Most of China's private schools are being taken over by the government as I type this, most English textbooks published in the west is being gradually banned & private tutoring can no longer be done for profit (which means it will die out). English will not be taught in these government controlled schools anymore 'to reduce the academic burden on students'. This is going to make way for Chinese propaganda textbooks taught in state schools, to kids who only learn Chinese language. This is a good way to keep the masses under control. This is some really messed up xit.

3) UD now decides to not publish any of my definitions anymore for who knows why! They decide to trample on my freedom of expression. That's some really fucked up xit!
Xit by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 15, 2021

Ashrafghanistan 

Fall of democracy & rise of Sharia warlords

Ashraf Ghani escapes Afghanistan which gets pushed into dark ages by Tardliban as I type this
The world witnesses Ashrafghanistan as Tardliban comes to power
Retards who will soon push Afghanistan into dark ages.
Tardlibans have wrestled their way to power. They were not demoralized for 2 decades & kept fighting for a cause they so strongly believed in, which is to terrorize the shit out of their own people & push Afghanistan back into the dark ages.

Turdros Adhanom 

The piece of shit who has served since 2017 as Director-General of the World Health Organization.
Turdros Adhanom is China's puppet
This is a silent fart with a nasty stench (ठुस्की / ઠુસ્કી)
1) अबे राजू क्या खा कर आया है? ठुस्की छोड़े जा रहा है!

2) Here comes Samantha, you can smell her thuski form 700 feet away!
thuski by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 13, 2021

Turd Kohlhepp 

A piece of shit from South Carolina, who killed many people
Turd Kohlhepp is serving 7 life sentences

Lucknow girl 

Priyadarshani Narayan Yadav of Lucknow, who violently assaulted an innocent cab driver on a traffic intersection in front of hundreds of passerby as well as the traffic police, stopping the vehicular traffic & creating a huge spectacle. She stole his money, destroyed his mobile phone & slapped him 22 times for no reason while he sucked it up exercising extreme restraint, saying, if you were a man I would retaliate. The video is viral all over India & has attracted significant global attention. Lucknow girl is worse than 100 Karens combined.
People are demanding that Lucknow girl be put behind bars for aggravated assault, robbery & destruction of someone's possessions.