Julio Rumundo's definitions
When your friends update status always have something to do with the kids being out of control, they are secretly asking for advice on how to handle the situation.
Tim: did you see Kim's facebook status all day yesterday?
Todd: Yeah, she is always talking about her bad kids.
Tim: That is what you call Facebook Parenting. She doesn't know how to control the kids.
Todd: Yeah, she is always talking about her bad kids.
Tim: That is what you call Facebook Parenting. She doesn't know how to control the kids.
by Julio Rumundo May 20, 2009
Get the Facebook Parentingmug. When a man and a woman go to a buffet and pig out until their belly's are poking out and they are uncomfortable. They then go home, turn on the heat, strip naked and engage in the most wild, uncomfomfortable and sweaty sex.
by Julio Rumundo May 29, 2008
Get the The Manateemug. It is the white flakes that are located in someones eyebrows. The flakes have been know to fall in a person's eyes and cause blindness.
Buttaman: Yo homie, what's that on your face?
Luther: Don't know what you talking about pimpin.
Buttaman: Man you got some eyebrow dandruff, bad.
Luther: Don't know what you talking about pimpin.
Buttaman: Man you got some eyebrow dandruff, bad.
by Julio Rumundo June 13, 2008
Get the Eyebrow Dandruffmug. When a man sporting a goatee plays with a woman's clitoris until it is erect and her vagina gets extremely wet. He then proceeds to conduct the lickity split (eat the coochie) until the woman cums in his mouth. He then moves back from the coochie and wipes his mouth to only be surprise with a nice load of goo in his goatee.
Lolita: Did you hook up with Buckwheat last night?
Matty: Oh yeah girl, I hooked him up with a nice load of Goatee Goo.
Matty: Oh yeah girl, I hooked him up with a nice load of Goatee Goo.
by Julio Rumundo June 17, 2008
Get the Goatee Goomug. The act of a woman sitting on a man's face and he uses one hand to play with the nipple, the other hand to play with the woman's clit, and his tongue is buried deep inside her vagina.
by Julio Rumundo February 6, 2008
Get the The Triple Threatmug. When a person spray farts in another persons cocoa pebbles and stirs it so it blends in. The other person would then eat it only to be sicken by last nights collard greens and carrot cake.
Flip: Guess what I did this morning?
Luther: What homie?
Flip: I gave Hootie The Stadanko.
Luther: You so nasty!
Luther: What homie?
Flip: I gave Hootie The Stadanko.
Luther: You so nasty!
by Julio Rumundo June 16, 2008
Get the The Stadankomug. The Boston Prostate Exam is what the Boston Celtics gave the Los Angeles Lakers on June 17th, 2008. The Celtics blew out the Lakers by 39 points to win the NBA champioship. Bostons blow out was equivalent to a prostate exam without the use of a latex glove so Kobe Bryant could feel every finger all up in that ass.
Charles: Did you see the Celtics give the Lakers a whooping?
Marv: No Charles, they gave them a Boston Prostate Exam.
Marv: No Charles, they gave them a Boston Prostate Exam.
by Julio Rumundo June 19, 2008
Get the Boston Prostate Exammug.