Definitions by Julio Rumundo
Facebook Parenting
When your friends update status always have something to do with the kids being out of control, they are secretly asking for advice on how to handle the situation.
Tim: did you see Kim's facebook status all day yesterday?
Todd: Yeah, she is always talking about her bad kids.
Tim: That is what you call Facebook Parenting. She doesn't know how to control the kids.
Todd: Yeah, she is always talking about her bad kids.
Tim: That is what you call Facebook Parenting. She doesn't know how to control the kids.
Facebook Parenting by Julio Rumundo May 20, 2009
Chittling Grease
Chittling Grease is created after a man has had hot sweaty frog sex with a woman all night long and the next morning, without taking a shower, he goes and plays basketball. Once he is finished playing basketball he has now mixed a woman's love juice with some nasty sweat between his balls and his legs. This will create a nasty, funky thick, brown substance and the smell is equivalent to that of chittlings.
Joe: Did you hit that last night?
Frank: I hit it all night and got up and played basketball.
Joe: I knew you smelled funky why you were playing.
Frank: Oh yeah, I got some good old chittling grease right now. Here smell!
Frank: I hit it all night and got up and played basketball.
Joe: I knew you smelled funky why you were playing.
Frank: Oh yeah, I got some good old chittling grease right now. Here smell!
Chittling Grease by Julio Rumundo June 19, 2008
Boston Prostate Exam
The Boston Prostate Exam is what the Boston Celtics gave the Los Angeles Lakers on June 17th, 2008. The Celtics blew out the Lakers by 39 points to win the NBA champioship. Bostons blow out was equivalent to a prostate exam without the use of a latex glove so Kobe Bryant could feel every finger all up in that ass.
Charles: Did you see the Celtics give the Lakers a whooping?
Marv: No Charles, they gave them a Boston Prostate Exam.
Marv: No Charles, they gave them a Boston Prostate Exam.
Boston Prostate Exam by Julio Rumundo June 19, 2008
Goatee Goo
When a man sporting a goatee plays with a woman's clitoris until it is erect and her vagina gets extremely wet. He then proceeds to conduct the lickity split (eat the coochie) until the woman cums in his mouth. He then moves back from the coochie and wipes his mouth to only be surprise with a nice load of goo in his goatee.
Lolita: Did you hook up with Buckwheat last night?
Matty: Oh yeah girl, I hooked him up with a nice load of Goatee Goo.
Matty: Oh yeah girl, I hooked him up with a nice load of Goatee Goo.
Goatee Goo by Julio Rumundo June 17, 2008
The Stadanko
When a person spray farts in another persons cocoa pebbles and stirs it so it blends in. The other person would then eat it only to be sicken by last nights collard greens and carrot cake.
Flip: Guess what I did this morning?
Luther: What homie?
Flip: I gave Hootie The Stadanko.
Luther: You so nasty!
Luther: What homie?
Flip: I gave Hootie The Stadanko.
Luther: You so nasty!
The Stadanko by Julio Rumundo June 16, 2008
Goatee Goo
When a man sporting a goatee plays with a woman's clitoris until it is erect and her vagina gets extremely wet. He then proceeds to conduct the lickity split (eat the coochie) until the woman cums in his mouth. He then moves back from the coochie and wipes his mouth to only be surprise with a nice load of goo in his goatee.
Lolita: Did you hook up with Buckwheat last night?
Matty: Oh yeah girl, I hooked him up with a nice load of Goatee Goo.
Matty: Oh yeah girl, I hooked him up with a nice load of Goatee Goo.
Goatee Goo by Julio Rumundo June 16, 2008
Eyebrow Dandruff
It is the white flakes that are located in someones eyebrows. The flakes have been know to fall in a person's eyes and cause blindness.
Buttaman: Yo homie, what's that on your face?
Luther: Don't know what you talking about pimpin.
Buttaman: Man you got some eyebrow dandruff, bad.
Luther: Don't know what you talking about pimpin.
Buttaman: Man you got some eyebrow dandruff, bad.
Eyebrow Dandruff by Julio Rumundo June 13, 2008