Goatee Goo

When a man sporting a goatee plays with a woman's clitoris until it is erect and her vagina gets extremely wet. He then proceeds to conduct the lickity split (eat the coochie) until the woman cums in his mouth. He then moves back from the coochie and wipes his mouth to only be surprise with a nice load of goo in his goatee.
Lolita: Did you hook up with Buckwheat last night?
Matty: Oh yeah girl, I hooked him up with a nice load of Goatee Goo.
by Julio Rumundo June 17, 2008
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Eyebrow Dandruff

It is the white flakes that are located in someones eyebrows. The flakes have been know to fall in a person's eyes and cause blindness.
Buttaman: Yo homie, what's that on your face?

Luther: Don't know what you talking about pimpin.

Buttaman: Man you got some eyebrow dandruff, bad.
by Julio Rumundo June 13, 2008
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The Stadanko

When a person spray farts in another persons cocoa pebbles and stirs it so it blends in. The other person would then eat it only to be sicken by last nights collard greens and carrot cake.
Flip: Guess what I did this morning?

Luther: What homie?

Flip: I gave Hootie The Stadanko.

Luther: You so nasty!
by Julio Rumundo June 16, 2008
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Goatee Goo

When a man sporting a goatee plays with a woman's clitoris until it is erect and her vagina gets extremely wet. He then proceeds to conduct the lickity split (eat the coochie) until the woman cums in his mouth. He then moves back from the coochie and wipes his mouth to only be surprise with a nice load of goo in his goatee.
Lolita: Did you hook up with Buckwheat last night?

Matty: Oh yeah girl, I hooked him up with a nice load of Goatee Goo.
by Julio Rumundo June 16, 2008
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Boston Prostate Exam

The Boston Prostate Exam is what the Boston Celtics gave the Los Angeles Lakers on June 17th, 2008. The Celtics blew out the Lakers by 39 points to win the NBA champioship. Bostons blow out was equivalent to a prostate exam without the use of a latex glove so Kobe Bryant could feel every finger all up in that ass.
Charles: Did you see the Celtics give the Lakers a whooping?

Marv: No Charles, they gave them a Boston Prostate Exam.
by Julio Rumundo June 19, 2008
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Facebook Parenting

When your friends update status always have something to do with the kids being out of control, they are secretly asking for advice on how to handle the situation.
Tim: did you see Kim's facebook status all day yesterday?

Todd: Yeah, she is always talking about her bad kids.

Tim: That is what you call Facebook Parenting. She doesn't know how to control the kids.
by Julio Rumundo May 20, 2009
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The Triple Threat

The act of a woman sitting on a man's face and he uses one hand to play with the nipple, the other hand to play with the woman's clit, and his tongue is buried deep inside her vagina.
How was your night with him?
Girl, he gave me a the triple threat and it was so good.
by Julio Rumundo February 06, 2008
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