Julie Oolie's definitions
Noun
The hopeless situation teachers find themselves in when having to use the number 69 in front of students, which will incontrovertibly cause hysterical laughter, wildly inappropriate commentary, and utter chaos in the classroom.
The hopeless situation teachers find themselves in when having to use the number 69 in front of students, which will incontrovertibly cause hysterical laughter, wildly inappropriate commentary, and utter chaos in the classroom.
So as not to end up in yet another catch-69, the teacher told her students to turn to the page after page 68.
by Julie Oolie December 6, 2023
Get the Catch-69mug. verb
gerund or present participle: toiloitering
sit on the toilet avoidantly with a purpose that is not gastrointestinally related, esp. as in students evading classwork
gerund or present participle: toiloitering
sit on the toilet avoidantly with a purpose that is not gastrointestinally related, esp. as in students evading classwork
When the teacher tried unsuccessfully to retrieve her students toiloitering in the bathroom to avoid their math lesson, she angrily shrieked, “F@&# this! I don’t give a s@&# if you ever understand fractions!”
by Julie Oolie September 29, 2023
Get the Toiloitermug.