Jules Carrozza's definitions

Tim Burton Collective

A website dedicated to filmmaker Tim Burton. Contains one of the strangest message boards ever.

The denizens of the Tim Burton Collective MSG board are an eccentric bunch.

by Jules Carrozza April 8, 2004

Capalert

1. A really gay and misguided Christian "family" movie review site which rates movies based on their appropriatness usinge thir godly bible-based rating system. Very xenophobic and hateful, rudely judging both films and their creators. They have also made up a new rating: R-13! And let's not forget their infamous "Offense to God" rating category, where anything in the films relating to other religions (or any fantasy or folklore elements) are judged as sinful and inapproriate.

Jesus would not be amused by Capalert.

by Jules Carrozza June 20, 2003

KFC Cinema

An Asian film site with an infamous message board complete with a lot of hot man sex.

The orgy never stops at the KFC Cinema MSG board.

by Jules Carrozza April 8, 2004

Buck

An ill-fated hospital orderly who got his head bashed in by The Bride for pimping her when she was in a coma.

My name is Buck and I came here to fuck!

by Jules Carrozza January 14, 2004