Jules Carrozza's definitions

Capalert

1. A really gay and misguided Christian "family" movie review site which rates movies based on their appropriatness usinge thir godly bible-based rating system. Very xenophobic and hateful, rudely judging both films and their creators. They have also made up a new rating: R-13! And let's not forget their infamous "Offense to God" rating category, where anything in the films relating to other religions (or any fantasy or folklore elements) are judged as sinful and inapproriate.

Jesus would not be amused by Capalert.

by Jules Carrozza June 20, 2003

tokusatsu

1. A genre of Japanese entertainment often involving giant rubber creatures, bug-eyed superheros in tights, lots and lots of detailed (but uncovincing) minature buildings and crowds of fleeing Japanese extras.

Godzilla, Gamera, Ultraman and the Power rangers are all products of the genre of tokusatsu.

by Jules Carrozza June 20, 2003

evangelion

1. The greatest, most ingenius anime show ever made. This show has it all, drama, a very intriguing philsophical nature, cute characters, awesome mecha and creatures.

Evangelion is the coolest fucking anime ever made.

by Jules Carrozza June 20, 2003

yatta

1. A very, very bizarrly upbeat song by a band composed of a group of shameless Japanese men wearing nothing but disturbing fig leaf briefs.
2. A fanimutation based on the above song.
3. A Kojiro Abe music video based on the above song.
4. Japanese for "we did it!".

1. Everybody say Yatta!
2. That Yatta music video was freaking disturbing..

by Jules Carrozza June 20, 2003