Fondouche

various meats on a stick, used most for cleaning the inside of a dirty vagina

She wasn't the cleanest girl, but I was hungry, so I cracked out my trusty fondouche.

by Juke McKones May 04, 2011

Bonirvana

a period of time, during intercourse, in which no amount of speed or ferocity will result in the male climax, pleasing the female to no end

You know when I hit bonirvana, she'll be moaning like a banshee.

by Juke McKones May 05, 2011

The Muffin Man

A creepy tool who preys on unnattractive younger high school girls. He likes to wear just one ear bud at a time, rendering any song in stereo beyond his comprehension. For supper, he likes to eat a salad with zesty french dressing, but not too much, or he'll have bad dreams about his very small feet falling through sewer grates.

J: Hey, let's go cockblock the Muffin Man!
L: Block what?

by Juke McKones May 05, 2011

Vajamas

Nighttime clothing made specifically for women.

I usually sleep in my boxers, but she likes to put on her sexy vajamas.

by Juke McKones May 05, 2011