Neither of your two options are good. But one is just plain out shitty.
Jimmy: Unemployed David has a job offer for only $5hr.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.
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8 day dump

The appearance that someone has taken a huge shit. Specifically in reference to baggy clothes.
Those jeans looks like he took an 8 day dump in em.
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Stupid tube

The epitome of being stupid. So stupid they need to be placed in a tube and sent away.
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