Definitions by Juice delhagen

Nothing in one hand and shit in the other

Neither of your two options are good. But one is just plain out shitty.

Jimmy: Unemployed David has a job offer for only $5hr.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.

Nothing in one hand and shit in the other by Juice delhagen April 28, 2022

Stupid tube 

The epitome of being stupid. So stupid they need to be placed in a tube and sent away.

Listen up you stupid tube.

Stupid tube by Juice delhagen April 19, 2022

8 day dump

The appearance that someone has taken a huge shit. Specifically in reference to baggy clothes.

Those jeans looks like he took an 8 day dump in em.

8 day dump by Juice delhagen April 19, 2022