Definitions by Juan Nutt

land snorkel 

A blow job

El Toro- " She sure has a pretty mouth!"
Ray- " Yeah...she might not have starred in "Deliverance", but she knows how to work the land snorkel."

land snorkel by Juan Nutt March 23, 2011

Homoner

A homosexual who owns a house.

Maurice: " Have you seen Roger around the condo gymnasium lately?"
Chad: " No. That queen bought a house in San Francisco and is now a total homoner."

Homoner by Juan Nutt March 17, 2011

Horse slapper 

Male that deliberately seeks out the ugliest woman at a bar for sex.

Craig-" Damn... Joe sure got drunk tonight. I saw him leave the bar tonight with with a heinous lookin' bitch.
Mark-" What a horse slapper!"
Craig-" Whooooooooaaaaahhh Nelly!!!!!

Horse slapper by Juan Nutt March 17, 2011

Yam yams 

Slang for a male testicles.

Nash- " Why you limpin'n dawg?"

Craig-" Well, I only called my wife a bitch and she straight kicked me in the yam yams."
Nash-" Damn, what a bitch."

Yam yams by Juan Nutt March 16, 2011

Fake 420 

A way of tricking people into looking at the clock thinking it is time to smoke marijuana.

Dude, I was so ready to smoke the sweet doja when Carl fake 420ed me at noon.

Fake 420 by Juan Nutt March 6, 2011