Horse slapper

Male that deliberately seeks out the ugliest woman at a bar for sex.

Craig-" Damn... Joe sure got drunk tonight. I saw him leave the bar tonight with with a heinous lookin' bitch.
Mark-" What a horse slapper!"
Craig-" Whooooooooaaaaahhh Nelly!!!!!

by Juan Nutt March 02, 2011

feeding two birds with one hand

accomplishing two tasks at one time.

Craig-" I made her buy me beer, then I threw it in her can!!"
Scott-" Sweeeeeeeeeet "
Craig-" Yeah. It was like feeding two birds with one hand. "
Scott-" I like the way you live your life. "
Craig-" Thank you."

by Juan Nutt April 16, 2011

cut me a piece

A polite way of sexual expression directed towards any female with a big ass that is typically mumbled to ones self or in the proximity of a fellow perv.

Craig: Damn. Look at her over there
J Love: Awwwrightttt!
Craig: She's keeping it THICK.
J Love: She's keeping it REAL.
Craig: She's keeping it REAL THICK!
J Love: Hell ya!

J Love: Cut me a piece.

by Juan Nutt August 27, 2015

land snorkel

A blow job

El Toro- " She sure has a pretty mouth!"
Ray- " Yeah...she might not have starred in "Deliverance", but she knows how to work the land snorkel."

by Juan Nutt March 08, 2011

vanilla isis

Any American born jackass that decides to defect to the Middle East to get his jihad on.

Craig: Hey Johnny. Why is Tone going to Syria?
Johnny Lovebone: I dunna know?... Probably just taking a vacation with Steve.
Craig: With kids???
Johnny Lovebone: Hell ya!!!
Craig: Wow! That's cool.
Johnny Lovebine: Damn right. I don't give a FUCK!!!
Craig: He is SOOOOOO gay.
Johnny Lovebone: Duh? Did you see his socks?
Craig: I sure did. What a homo. Looks like the vanilla isis will be utilising his mouth as a Guantanamo purse.
Johnny Lovebone: Ho Eazaaaay!!!

by Juan nutt April 14, 2015