Juan Nutt's definitions

Yam yams

Slang for a male testicles.

Nash- " Why you limpin'n dawg?"

Craig-" Well, I only called my wife a bitch and she straight kicked me in the yam yams."
Nash-" Damn, what a bitch."

by Juan Nutt March 16, 2011

Fake 420

A way of tricking people into looking at the clock thinking it is time to smoke marijuana.

Dude, I was so ready to smoke the sweet doja when Carl fake 420ed me at noon.

by Juan Nutt March 6, 2011

vanilla isis

Any American born jackass that decides to defect to the Middle East to get his jihad on.

Craig: Hey Johnny. Why is Tone going to Syria?
Johnny Lovebone: I dunna know?... Probably just taking a vacation with Steve.
Craig: With kids???
Johnny Lovebone: Hell ya!!!
Craig: Wow! That's cool.
Johnny Lovebine: Damn right. I don't give a FUCK!!!
Craig: He is SOOOOOO gay.
Johnny Lovebone: Duh? Did you see his socks?
Craig: I sure did. What a homo. Looks like the vanilla isis will be utilising his mouth as a Guantanamo purse.
Johnny Lovebone: Ho Eazaaaay!!!

by Juan nutt April 14, 2015

Horse slapper

Male that deliberately seeks out the ugliest woman at a bar for sex.

Craig-" Damn... Joe sure got drunk tonight. I saw him leave the bar tonight with with a heinous lookin' bitch.
Mark-" What a horse slapper!"
Craig-" Whooooooooaaaaahhh Nelly!!!!!

by Juan Nutt March 17, 2011

Homoner

A homosexual who owns a house.

Maurice: " Have you seen Roger around the condo gymnasium lately?"
Chad: " No. That queen bought a house in San Francisco and is now a total homoner."

by Juan Nutt March 17, 2011