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Definitions by Juan "Dirty Sanchez" Ramirez

Tennis Prostitute 

A female highschool student who dates and or mooches off of several players of an entire sports team or school club, such as Tennis or Chess.
Kim is such a Tennis Prostitute.
No Apparent Reason Boner. Enough Said.
Aaron totally had a NARB yesterday.
Limp Unused Noodely Dick. Bam.
Bertha broke up with her boyfriend because he had a major LUND.

Tennis Prostitute 

A female high school student who mooches off of and or dates most or all of the players of a sports team and or acedemic club, such as Tennis.