Definitions by Jrlovebone

DDS 

Dragging Dick Syndrome

I was so tired I was suffering from DDS, dragging dick syndrome.

DDS by Jrlovebone June 27, 2023

swing a mean root

When ones penis is very long and or large and it impresses the ladies no matter what kind of guy is sporting it.

Damn that guy is a total loser, he must swing a mean root to get that lady in the sack.

swing a mean root by Jrlovebone September 4, 2022

puss check 

It’s when you suspect your girlfriend and or wife of messing around. One checks the puss for any skullduggery.

My girlfriend was out late and came home walking funny. I made a puss check for any foreign seaman.

puss check by Jrlovebone February 24, 2022

super cheating 

When you have sex with everyone and anyone you can. Cheatin on steroids.

Man, I caught my old lady super cheating with everyone in town which leaves me with nothing.

super cheating by Jrlovebone May 19, 2017

Side v 

It's a vagina on the side, a side piece of puss, a girl on the side.

Man, my wife won't give it up so I'm seeing my side v tonight and getting some ass.

Side v by Jrlovebone March 28, 2017