Jp's definitions

Jarbitrage

The identification and exploitation of a risk free situations by means of an elaborate scheme or scam for minor financial rewards.

Rico loved the jarbitrage of buying cases of soda at the store, then selling them individually for a nickel profit each.

by JP November 26, 2003

ferklempt

All worked up, on the verge of a breakdown.

"Oy Gevalt, I'm so ferklempt that I could plotz."

by JP May 8, 2004

download the brown report

a euphemism for defecation.

i'll be right back, i have to go download the brown report. it may take a while because i have a slow connection.

by JP November 7, 2003

fattymcfatfat

Noun: A person/thing that eats excessive amounts of food and may or may not be obese.

The Don's obese cat Fred is a FattyMcFatFat because he simply eats far too much.

by JP November 29, 2004

yodacaine

slang term for cocaine

got any yoda?

by jp November 19, 2003

shigity shigity shwa

It comes from the retardedness on the internet.

Talk like a real person...

by jp September 5, 2004

damnshit

To say something is good

This pizza is the damnshit

by JP January 20, 2005