Jotaku's definitions

retaa

Sounds like retarded, but not quite. It is to be said as you would say the name Reta, but to say the a for a bit longer. It is a person who is almost retarded, but no quite up to par. They don't have enough retardation to be called a retard, so that makes them retaa.

Retaas aren't quite retarded, but goddamn it they sure as hell come close.

by Jotaku December 22, 2004

man batter

1.the batter, or nut that comes out of a guy.
2.That shit that you should not swallow
no matter how good they say it taste.
3.white, creamy substance that burns when it gets into your eye....nut to be exact.

BOY:"Lets cook with my man batter!"
GIRL:"I don't think that is safe."
BOY:"BANG,BOOM,CLASH......AND SPLASH!!"
GIRL:Man batter is in my eye......and it FUCKIN' BURNS!!!"

by Jotaku December 21, 2004

h-town

One lazy way to say Houston, unless you're like this rapper or something.
I guess that makes it okay.....not!

RAPPER:I would like to send a shot-out to all my fine hoes in H-town, I love you hoes.

by Jotaku December 22, 2004

death

1.A permanent, endless fucking vacation.
2.A get-away-from-it all, also a-never-come-back, unless by a higher power.
3.THE END......THANK GOD!!!!!!!!!!

"I can't go to school to day, we're going on vacation......to heaven, or hell.
"I need to get away....were is my gun?"
"If you ever need to get away, you know who to call."
"It's the vacation of a lifetime, also the end of it."

by Jotaku December 20, 2004

boy

1.the one thing that is easy to manipulate, but hard as fuck to get rid of.
2.the one thing in the world that is the best and worst at the same time.
3.the one thing that reminds me how big my ass is.=(, wait, =)

Boys, can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em!

by Jotaku December 22, 2004

hang

1.to attach or suspend, like from a tree

2.something that i would like to do to Ben Lynch for being a homo BUTT FUCK ,dickhole

I Jotaku, would like to HANG Ben Lynch, and ONLY Ben Lynch for wanting to butt fuck me in the ass,yet I bet he sucks a MEAN dick!

by Jotaku December 22, 2004

pickel tits

1.a girl with tits like pickels
2.to tits with nippels that look like they have been pickled.
3.

Look that girl has been in the water so long, it looks like she has pickle tits.

by Jotaku December 21, 2004