Jotaku's definitions

pickel tits

1.a girl with tits like pickels
2.to tits with nippels that look like they have been pickled.
3.

Look that girl has been in the water so long, it looks like she has pickle tits.

by Jotaku December 21, 2004

hang

1.to attach or suspend, like from a tree

2.something that i would like to do to Ben Lynch for being a homo BUTT FUCK ,dickhole

I Jotaku, would like to HANG Ben Lynch, and ONLY Ben Lynch for wanting to butt fuck me in the ass,yet I bet he sucks a MEAN dick!

by Jotaku December 22, 2004

butt fuck

to fuck in the butt. It's that simple people....that butt fucking simple.
Or a stupid person....who butt fucks

"Shut up you butt fuck!" or "Stop butt fucking, my mom is going to smell it"

by Jotaku December 20, 2004

h-town

One lazy way to say Houston, unless you're like this rapper or something.
I guess that makes it okay.....not!

RAPPER:I would like to send a shot-out to all my fine hoes in H-town, I love you hoes.

by Jotaku December 22, 2004

retaa

Sounds like retarded, but not quite. It is to be said as you would say the name Reta, but to say the a for a bit longer. It is a person who is almost retarded, but no quite up to par. They don't have enough retardation to be called a retard, so that makes them retaa.

Retaas aren't quite retarded, but goddamn it they sure as hell come close.

by Jotaku December 22, 2004

man batter

1.the batter, or nut that comes out of a guy.
2.That shit that you should not swallow
no matter how good they say it taste.
3.white, creamy substance that burns when it gets into your eye....nut to be exact.

BOY:"Lets cook with my man batter!"
GIRL:"I don't think that is safe."
BOY:"BANG,BOOM,CLASH......AND SPLASH!!"
GIRL:Man batter is in my eye......and it FUCKIN' BURNS!!!"

by Jotaku December 21, 2004

shlong

A LOOOOOOOOONG DICK that is used to scare off girls, mainly virgins

VIRGIN GIRL:"That guy has a shlong, RUN!"

by Jotaku December 21, 2004