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slipknot

1.knot made so that it will slip along the rope or line around which it is tied. 2.knot made so that it can b undone easily by pulling on either of the free ends. This is the real definition of the word slipknot, not the band that all the kids who think they are goth listen to.
"Goth" Kid:Slipknot isn't a real word, it's the hardcorest fucking band alive
Me:It is a real word; go look it up in Webster, you fucking dick suck.
by Jotaku December 20, 2004
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butt fuck

to fuck in the butt. It's that simple people....that butt fucking simple.
Or a stupid person....who butt fucks
"Shut up you butt fuck!" or "Stop butt fucking, my mom is going to smell it"
by Jotaku December 20, 2004
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Ku Klux Klan

SOMEONE:"If the Ku Klux Klan is suppose to be the "master race", why the fuck do they keep spelling clan wrong?"
KKK butt fuck:"It's spelled that way because I am a dick-in-the booty dumb ass.........HANG ALL NIGGERS!!!!!"
by Jotaku December 20, 2004
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death

1.A permanent, endless fucking vacation.
2.A get-away-from-it all, also a-never-come-back, unless by a higher power.
3.THE END......THANK GOD!!!!!!!!!!
"I can't go to school to day, we're going on vacation......to heaven, or hell.
"I need to get away....were is my gun?"
"If you ever need to get away, you know who to call."
"It's the vacation of a lifetime, also the end of it."
by Jotaku December 20, 2004
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kickass

1.cool,awsome,tubeular,even great
2.stupid word to describe something tight,clean,badass,or throwed, which are also stupid words.
Poser:"Good Charlotte are so kickass! They rox my sox!"
Some1 with a brain:"Shut the hell up before I kick YOUR ass!"

Poser:"Hot Topic is SOOOOOOOO kickass."

Some1 with a brain:"Yeah, about six years ago."

Nuff said.
by Jotaku December 20, 2004
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man batter

1.the batter, or nut that comes out of a guy.
2.That shit that you should not swallow
no matter how good they say it taste.
3.white, creamy substance that burns when it gets into your eye....nut to be exact.
BOY:"Lets cook with my man batter!"
GIRL:"I don't think that is safe."
BOY:"BANG,BOOM,CLASH......AND SPLASH!!"
GIRL:Man batter is in my eye......and it FUCKIN' BURNS!!!"
by Jotaku December 21, 2004
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shlong

A LOOOOOOOOONG DICK that is used to scare off girls, mainly virgins
VIRGIN GIRL:"That guy has a shlong, RUN!"
by Jotaku December 21, 2004
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