Joslyn Kloehn's definitions

lart

1. When one laughs so hard they fart. (Laugh + Fart= Lart.)

Joslyn's laughter turned to shame when a loud lart shot out of her arse.

by Joslyn Kloehn January 4, 2009

Shease

1. A shart tease.(Shart + Tease = Shease)
2. When one thinks they have sharted but, in reality they did not.
3. A warm fart leaving no discharge.

Mark was horrified when he sharted, until he later realized it was just a shease.

by Joslyn Kloehn October 29, 2007

Shartinate

Shit + Fart= Shart + Urinate = Shartinate.
To shit, fart and urinate all at the same time.

1. Joslyn was laughing so hard that she shartinated and had to excuse herself to change her drawers and recover her dignity.
2. Joslyn is now the shartinator.

by Joslyn Kloehn October 29, 2007

Flamart

1. When one lights there fart on fire. (Flame + Fart= Flamart).
2. A flaming fart.

Legs in the air, lighter in hand Joslyn let go with a wicked flamart.

by Joslyn Kloehn October 29, 2007