Someone who is pleasant and reasonable in person, but becomes terribly annoying, and even downright loathesome in e-mailed correspondence.
Gary was very understanding during our meeting this morning, but when we checked our e-mails later that day, it was clear we were dealing with a real cyberbitch.
Variation of "under the weather."
Used to describe someone who has been stricken with the H1N1 flu virus, commonly known as the "swine flu."
I was all ready to go out with Beth. I washed my car, made dinner reservations, picked up a pack of rubbers. Then she called to tell me she was under the pig. Guess I'm jerkin' it tonight.
To obsessively check your email for responses to emails you send to others.
Rick: "That girl I met the other day isn't emailing me back."
Jay: "Well, when did you email her?"
Rick: "Ten minutes ago, but I've already checked four times and there's no response. She must not be into me."
Jay: "Man, you're emocd."
