emocd

To obsessively check your email for responses to emails you send to others.

Rick: "That girl I met the other day isn't emailing me back."

Jay: "Well, when did you email her?"

Rick: "Ten minutes ago, but I've already checked four times and there's no response. She must not be into me."

Jay: "Man, you're emocd."

by Josh E. Z. June 25, 2010

Emodynamics

A Xavierian school of philosophy that defines joy and good fortune as finite, outlining a zero-sum relationship between those that are happy and those that are not. Emodynamisists advocate hermitism and living in a state of emotive neutrality, martyrizing their own happiness in the belief doing so will directly benefit others. They are quick to label perceived excess and inequity as hegemonic, greedy, and egocentric.

1: Xavier: Renegade Angel really opened my eyes to the truths of emodynamics.

2: Learning about emodynamics was like my mind getting smashed in the balls

by TK0_buba October 23, 2017

emold

1. what an emo kid becomes when he/she gets old

2. spam e-mail and other unwanted e-mails that build up in your inbox

Example 1:
"Look at that guy, he looks like an emo kid that grew up"
"yeah, he's emold"
Example 2:
"I have 1,489 unread e-mails in my inbox"
"yeah, I think its time for you to clear out that emold"

by Tarara June 22, 2008

emoceited

When you're an emotional and conceited person...

Person1: Look at that emoceited person!!

by Mom0ChanDesu April 5, 2009

emordnilap

A word that, when spelled in reverse, generates a new word.

It makes sense that it helps to eat desserts when you're stressed, because "stressed" is an emordnilap of "desserts".

by Wordsmythologic February 15, 2015

emocentric

a combination of "emo" and "egocentric".
The feeling that nobody else is suffering quite as bad as you are.

Oh, you poor thing. You got a B on your paper. You're really suffering. stop being so emocentric.

by Ashara December 5, 2004

emocan dance

A dance that the emo subculture tells us that it doesn't exsist, but in the depths of the society there is a dance that consists of one bleeding around a hat while listening to any type of screamo-emo music. the hat can be substituted for a puddle of blood, or in rare cases dead babies.

girl: "are you going to the dance?"
emokid: "only if they are playing Hawthorne Heights, the only dance that i know is the emocan dance...forget i said that because it doesn't exist."

by Michael J. Caboose June 11, 2006