Josh's definitions

skeedz

weed, reefer, pot, marijuana.

deez skeedz bams is da dank.

by josh December 14, 2003

doober

a certain University of Montevallo student who either acts extremely goofy or does something outrageously stupid.

Hey Matt Doober has fallen down the stairs while he was lookin at the bottom of his shoes.

by Josh December 16, 2003

Montevallo

where the hottest girls in alabama go to college to party. Guy to girl ratio is 1 to 5. A lot of blonde sorrority chicks wantin guys.

Those Montevallo girls be kickin it.

by Josh December 16, 2003

cheeseaphobia

fear of cheese.... death by cheese.....cheese will attack you...cheese will stop you up.....lactose intollerant people have this

Hey Amanda i didn't think that you would go near that pizza with your cheeseaphobia.

by Josh December 16, 2003

straight edge

person who is against any substance that gets in the way or seperates them from what they love.

the ramones use to do drugs, but went straight-edge because drug use was tearing the band apart.

by josh December 21, 2003

ghoasty

when you take a dump and the force of your sphincter pushes the waste out so hard that it shoots up the back of the toilet pipe and when you lok down youe cannot see it.

i held onto a shit for 2 weeks and when i let it out and looked down the loo it was a ghoasty. i was really pissed off

by josh December 31, 2003

marmite digger

someone who enjoyes eating feaces during sexual intercourse

that bitch i had last night was a serious marmite digger

by josh January 2, 2004