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god

if god isnt real...how did we get here?
Matter cannot come into existance by it self..no dna or anything can make itself... ever...no examples of this can be stated...dna can copy whats already there..yes...but it can NOT make NEW information...and god created time..so he is outside of time...and has no beginning...for example...if gravity didnt exist on a planet..hypothetically speaking...then people couldnt fall to there death..they would float around...and if something is outside of time...then it has no beginning..no end...as we think of things..because we are in time...we think everything has to have time...but the theory of relativity proves time was created...but people will go off and get all angry..and make fun of god..and say god isnt real..but its okay...if they are right...NO BIGGY FOR THE BELIEVERS..we die and its all over... If the athiests are wrong though....they are screwed..
Biogenesis...every cell comes from a living cell...(god is spirit..and not physical..also outside of time..)
by Josh January 17, 2005
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Alacramatic

This word was made up not too long ago and hasn't had much of a chance to spread, but for the few who do know its meaning, it means:

Anything you want it to mean
That party we went to was "alicramatic"

Im no doing this anymore, its alacramatic
by josh October 10, 2004
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shit hammered

Extremely hammered. One who is shit hammered cannot function in any capacity and will usually be found on the floor next to a bottle and a pool of vomit.

Be cautious around someone who has been hit with the shit hammer, as their behavior is wildly unpredictable.
After fifteen car bombs, Bob was shit hammered.
by josh January 21, 2004
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rusty sheriff badge

Bill took it in the rusty sheriff badge.
by Josh April 23, 2004
mugGet the rusty sheriff badgemug.

Ooklagoosh

To swear at someone secretly
Get off me u ooklagoosh for brains
by Josh February 6, 2005
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Iceic

Iceic, one who is a disrespectful annoying person, usually used to describe someone whom is over zealous and doesnt know how to handle them selves in authority.
i.e. Iceic, was a bad admin
by Josh November 15, 2003
mugGet the Iceicmug.

walruss

Big Fag that likes the cock, WANKER
that kids so gay, call him walruss
by Josh July 26, 2004
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