Joseph horn's definitions

Corndoggin

The act of having sex with a woman while she is in labor and when you pull out the kid comes out on your penis!

Ex. Jane: My water just broke I need to get to the hospital. John: I'm so turned on right now I'm corndoggin you right now.

by Joseph horn October 5, 2009

Harpooning

It's when you go out to the bars with the intent to bring home a women that resembles a whale. Usually you are in a drunk state of mind or you might just be into big women. In any case get out that harpoon and nab yourself a fatty.

Tonight is going to be a great night I'm going harpooning downtown.

by Joseph horn October 5, 2009