Definitions by Joseph horn
Corndoggin
The act of having sex with a woman while she is in labor and when you pull out the kid comes out on your penis!
Ex. Jane: My water just broke I need to get to the hospital. John: I'm so turned on right now I'm corndoggin you right now.
Corndoggin by Joseph horn October 5, 2009
Harpooning
It's when you go out to the bars with the intent to bring home a women that resembles a whale. Usually you are in a drunk state of mind or you might just be into big women. In any case get out that harpoon and nab yourself a fatty.
Harpooning by Joseph horn October 5, 2009