Joseph Frederick's definitions

Neoputzing

To waste time by visiting Neopets and playing games, usually for the first time since you were fifteen; also a method of procrastination or relieving boredom.

He's neoputzing to avoid his research paper on the mating habits of lemurs.

by Joseph Frederick January 15, 2007

pimps up, hos down

Phrase signifying the philosophy of "the game," i.e. a pimp must always be up on his game, and a ho must always be down on her business.

"Pimps up, hos down" can be considered an egalitarian worldview.

by Joseph Frederick February 1, 2007

awktastic

Something that's so awkward it puts everyone else to shame; a combination of the words "awkward" and "fantastic."

Pooping in a jacuzzi is the most awktastic thing imaginable.

by Joseph Frederick December 12, 2006

hilaritized

Laughing so hard that one is unable to move and (in some cases) breathe. Similar to traumatized and sodomized.

After the practical joke, I was so hilaritized the cops had no trouble arresting me.

by Joseph Frederick October 7, 2007

cuntdump

A person whose only purpose in life it to serve as a dump for others' cunt, i.e. a useless and/or "loose" person.

That idiot cut me off, what a cuntdump!

by Joseph Frederick March 4, 2007

scholastriotic

Having school spirit or holding an intense pride in one's place of learning.

She's been to every pep rally and football game, and I hear she painted her face with our school colors. How scholastriotic of her!

by Joseph Frederick December 7, 2006

pennsylcentric

A theory or state of mind wherein Pennsylvania is the center of one's personal or global universe.
Also can be applied to the conspiracy theory that Olyphant, PA is the nexus of the universe.

He's not pennsylcentric because he hates people from New Jersey. I mean, c'mon...Jersey sucks.

by Joseph Frederick November 2, 2007