Joseph Frederick's definitions
To waste time by visiting Neopets and playing games, usually for the first time since you were fifteen; also a method of procrastination or relieving boredom.
by Joseph Frederick January 15, 2007

Phrase signifying the philosophy of "the game," i.e. a pimp must always be up on his game, and a ho must always be down on her business.
by Joseph Frederick February 1, 2007

Something that's so awkward it puts everyone else to shame; a combination of the words "awkward" and "fantastic."
by Joseph Frederick December 12, 2006

Laughing so hard that one is unable to move and (in some cases) breathe. Similar to traumatized and sodomized.
by Joseph Frederick October 7, 2007

A person whose only purpose in life it to serve as a dump for others' cunt, i.e. a useless and/or "loose" person.
by Joseph Frederick March 4, 2007

She's been to every pep rally and football game, and I hear she painted her face with our school colors. How scholastriotic of her!
by Joseph Frederick December 7, 2006

A theory or state of mind wherein Pennsylvania is the center of one's personal or global universe.
Also can be applied to the conspiracy theory that Olyphant, PA is the nexus of the universe.
Also can be applied to the conspiracy theory that Olyphant, PA is the nexus of the universe.
by Joseph Frederick November 2, 2007
