Definitions by Jose Mourinho

Manyook 

Literally translates to fucker. Someone useless who wastes everyone's time, likes to fuck around. Mentally and physically draining. A prick, only calls when he needs something. Acts likes he's doing a favor, when infact you're the one doing him a favor.

What happened last night?

Haji was being being a manyook last night as usual.

Manyook by Jose mourinho November 27, 2016

terrorist voting 

In any election, the casting of a ballot by a terrorist.

Atta-ul Haq, a prominent al-Qaeda operative, voted in Pakistan's last democratic election, which was like 50 years ago. This exemplifies terrorist voting.

terrorist voting by Jose Mourinho December 9, 2008