7 definitions by Jordan P
The combined build up of dirt, dust, or small fibers that accumulate just under the hood that conceals the clitoris. Most often found while performing cunnilingus.
See also: Clitoral Lint
See also: Clitoral Lint
Girl: "You can play video games after you eat me out!"
Guy: "Did you remember to douche this time? I don't want to get a mouthful of hood mites again."
Girl: "Tha fuck?"
Guy: "Did you remember to douche this time? I don't want to get a mouthful of hood mites again."
Girl: "Tha fuck?"
by Jordan P January 16, 2017
by Jordan P April 7, 2007
When you do something or buy something you normally wouldn't just because your current friends own or enjoy doing it.
Ever since I moved here I can't stop buying guns. Billy Bob takes me hunting every week, so I end up going to gun shows and the like.
Sounds like you've picked up a second hand interest.
Sounds like you've picked up a second hand interest.
by Jordan P March 9, 2008
The combined build up of dirt, dust, or small fibers that accumulate just under the hood that conceals the clitoris. Most often found while performing cunnilingus.
See also: Hood Mites
See also: Hood Mites
<While performing oral sex on his female companion>
Guy: *begins spitting as if there were small hairs in his mouth*
Girl: "What's wrong?"
Guy: "You've got enough clitoral lint in here to open a T-shirt factory!"
Guy: *begins spitting as if there were small hairs in his mouth*
Girl: "What's wrong?"
Guy: "You've got enough clitoral lint in here to open a T-shirt factory!"
by Jordan P January 16, 2017
1. a female that enjoys tempting a male with sex and then refusing to give it to him.
2. a female who puts up sexy or better looking pictures of themself that differ from reality (ugly / fat).
2. a female who puts up sexy or better looking pictures of themself that differ from reality (ugly / fat).
"Man, have you seen a picture of that chick? She's damn fine!"
"Uhh yeah, I've seen her in person and that picture is bullshit, she's such a dick trickster!"
"Uhh yeah, I've seen her in person and that picture is bullshit, she's such a dick trickster!"
by Jordan P September 3, 2007
by Jordan P April 23, 2008
Where someone, whether purposely or accidentally takes too many sleeping pills and doesn't wake up.
too soon?
too soon?
heath it:
Hey man, did you hear about that new guy at work, I think he's in critical condition.
Nah man, he died from too many pills... that guy totally heathed it!
Hey man, did you hear about that new guy at work, I think he's in critical condition.
Nah man, he died from too many pills... that guy totally heathed it!
by Jordan P March 19, 2008