Definitions by Jools Mandelbrot

meat curtians 

A term used for a well worn vagina, where the labia looks like thinly sliced roast beef, and or hangs a certian way one must "open" it to get to the inner sanctum of the vagina.

Look at the meat curtians on that one, yow...

That chick's all worn out, just look at those meat curtians.

meat curtians by Jools Mandelbrot April 1, 2004

happy button 

A slang term used for the clitoris.

I found her happy button, and proceeded to lick it.

happy button by Jools Mandelbrot April 1, 2004

stir the soup 

Or stirring the soup, is a term used for female masturbation.

I think she's in there stirring the soup, again.

I like to watch her stir the soup.

She even made me stir her soup.

stir the soup by Jools Mandelbrot April 1, 2004

Cirque de Psycho

n, slang 1. A group of people who appear to be sharing the same trip, or narcotic wavelength.
2. a group of people acting out in an outlandish manner.
3. a person who dose not appear to be sane.

Look at that cirque de psycho over there.

Cirque de Psycho by Jools Mandelbrot April 1, 2004

body massage

To rub or massage a body.

Mr. Body Massage Machine, GO!

body massage by Jools Mandelbrot April 1, 2004

Doc 

The name of a GI Joe character that has a penchant, for telling kids not to "hit it," with reggae.
The song goes as:
"Jamaica mon fus, mi naily ded wid laugh,
a watching de people rush de door like harbour shark,
So come!
Fun time deh yah, a time fi di bus ride,
sunshine deh yah, a time fi di bus ride.
Suhshine deh yah, a time fi di bus ride,
fun time deh yah, a time fi di bus ride,
Go!

Hey, it's Doc.

Doc by Jools Mandelbrot April 1, 2004