Jonty's definitions

War Machine

A big dribbling wreck of a boy. Can't speak properly, and is probably the most stupid person in the world.

War Machine is a big stupid idiot.

by jonty May 29, 2004

mukai

The language of the mukai's.
It replaces most vowels with a very exclusive sound not able to be described with english letters. The speaking of mukai is very flexible to change and is done in a mon otonous highish pitched voice

stop speaking mukai man, its really annoying

by jonty October 14, 2003

kalakarashnikov

an offensive name ofr a russian

shuddup you bloody kalakarashnikov, even georgia beat you in rugby

by jonty October 16, 2003

gundi-pun

1)To rub grass or similar on another person's thigh
2)The word said when someone gundi-puns someone else.

NOTE:A popular abbreviation for this word is "gundi"

1) Hey i just gundi-pun'd davis
2) man 1:"Gundi-pun!"
man 2:"what are you doing!"
man 1:"rubbing grass on you"
man 2:"oh, okay"

by jonty October 14, 2003

the whiskey haw

Perhaps the only bar in Ards} where, inexplicably, it is very difficult to get absoloutely rat-arsed, except on exam results nights, regardless of whether you do exams or not.

Famous for the pub quiz on tuesday nights and apparently is inhabitted by many racists.

"let's go to the whiskey haw pub quiz"

"aye"

by Jonty September 8, 2004

Bedok

A suburb in the Upper East Coast of Singapore. It is considered to be one of the biggest townships in Singapore, the suburb boasts strong sporting facilities as well as a large mall and a MRT. Bedok is one of Singapore's many HDB heartlands.

Person 1: Ayy bro, I'm coming from Tamp where should we meet?

Person 2: Ahh, Bedok can lah?

Person 1: Can bro. Bedok Mall right?

Person 2: Yeah

by Jonty May 2, 2018